Marete 🇰🇪

Life is short, but am tall and blessed.

Physical/Town Planner

& GIS Expert

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

Aki wewe kura 😋

[𝕄𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕚 𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕜𝕠 @raykako]

Kenyan politicians whenever elections are near.
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[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KRACare Any tangible timeline for feedback, or a contact person?

I agree to be patient, but it's only fair to provide a timeline or someone to reach out to. @KRACare

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KRACare please stop promising to address issues within 72hrs, if you won't respect the timeline. KRA2026125199288 is still pending despite promises of 72hr resolutions for 3 times.

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KRACare Is there a possible timeline? Considering I have followed this issue up for close to a month now.

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KRACare @KRACare I believe 72hrs are past

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KRACare Incident 260731-002467

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KRACare It's an approval for data correction.

The initial responses too never came after 72hrs. Not to mention that the whole issue isn't my doing but from your side.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Let’s address the elephant in the room because I feel like many people don’t want to have this conversation😳

So the plan is to vote for Sifuna simply because he can help get Ruto out? As long as Ruto is gone, then we’re good? Haven’t we been here before? Isn’t that exactly how Ruto benefited from the anger against Uhuru&Raila ?
And before that, wasn’t Uhuru’s victory also driven in part by a wave of sympathy over the ICC cases and the feeling among many supporters that it was time to stand with him and push back against those they believed were targeting him? Look at how Uhuru’s administration left this country? Haven’t we already seen where voting out of anger or emotion, instead of demanding better leadership, leaves this country?

The next election cannot just be about who is most likely to defeat Ruto. It has to be about who has a clear plan to deal with corruption, protect the Constitution, end abductions and extrajudicial killings, fix our broken healthcare system, reform education, create jobs, reduce the cost of living, tackle public debt, restore independent institutions and ensure there is real accountability in government.

I understand the thinking. The common enemy is Ruto, and the enemy of my enemy quickly becomes a friend. But I refuse to believe that after everything this country has been through, Kenyans are ready to settle for people with serious questions hanging over them simply because they are the fastest route to removing one man from power. A perfect example, Aisha Jumwa😂

We cannot keep voting against someone. At some point, we have to start voting for something. Otherwise, we’ll keep changing faces while the system that keeps failing Kenyans remains exactly the same.

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

Hello
@crs_kenya
Am requesting an update on the status of CBC-BJHYPPJG

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

IMMIGRATION OFFICERS TREATING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY BASED ON THEIR PASSPORTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Finance Bill 2026 is asking for permission to kill local businesses.

Right now, if your company makes profits, you can choose to:

• Reinvest profits back to business
• Or distribute it as dividends to shareholders

Finance Bill 2026 wants that removed. And be replaced by one hard rule. That,

• At least 60% of your profits can be treated as dividends by KRA. Even if you did NOT distribute anything.

“At least” means minimum.

KRA can push it to: 70%, 80% even 90% if they don't like you.

Read that again.

Meaning:

• If you reinvest all your profits in your business, KRA will says:

- Noo. At least 60% must be distributed to shareholders. And since you didn’t, we will assume you did, and demand dividend tax from you.

As a result:
• You are taxed on money you never paid out
• 5%–15% withholding tax on “deemed” dividends

Who is in cooked?
• SMEs reinvesting profits to expand
• Manufacturing businesses expanding
• Real estate firms with paper profits but no cash

Who is safe?
• SEZ companies
• NIFC companies
• REITs
Because their dividends are already exempt.

But for everyone else, this is a forced dividend rule.

The govt is no longer waiting for you to run your business. They want KRA to run it for you.

Is this fair taxation? Or forced extraction?

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@egp_kenya is there a number I can call for assistance?
The numbers provided online are unreachable

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

"Thank you", the insult was so smooth it slid right past his head😭😭😭😭

[Brad Hustle @bradhustle_]

@charise_lee Baby product review: battery life 90 minutes 😂

[lordlamba @lordlamba1]

If I lend you money, I’m not expecting it back because I’ve already counted it as a loss. But if you do return it, I’ll happily help you again whenever you need more.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

I’ve taken IEBC to court over alleged interference with presidential results.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Peak male experiences :

1. Finally understanding your Father
2. Owning your first car
3. Accepting the man in the mirror
4. Randomly realizing this is the woman you will marry
5. Becoming successful with your childhood friends
6. Sports team winning a title
7. First heartbreak
8. Watching your kid grow
9. Giving back to your parents
10. Ending imposter syndrome

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KCBInKenya Still crashing

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KCBInKenya Still crashing everytime

[Marete 🇰🇪 @_Marete_]

@KCBInKenya @oketchomolo How soon is soon @KCBInKenya