Maria Semple

I make it nice for the people.

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

This was fun!

[Bret Easton Ellis @BretEastonEllis]

The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast - Season 7, Episode 4 - Maria Semple (Part 1 of 2). https://t.co/IumJywCoDW

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

@csittenfeld Consider me booked! And yikes, that timing! I'm eternally grateful for you saving me like that. It felt like Bruce Springsteen jumping onstage to everyone's delight! xxx

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

Seattle! Join me this weekend 4 the inaugural @THSEA Lit Fest! Crazycool lineup: Ted Chiang @JoyceCarolOates @DrSidMukherjee @DavidQuammen Lan Samantha Chan @OscarHokeah @leilamottley (and me in convo w) @askanyone Just announced...all-weekend passes $10! https://t.co/w8kalM9xdN

[Viking Books UK @VikingBooksUK]

"My pal Nina Stibbe ... The funniest person who owns a computer" - Ann Patchett

Join @ninastibbe discussing her new novel, One Day I Shall Astonish The World, with @_MariaSemple at @ParnassusBooks1 tomorrow!

8pm UK time/2pm Central Time. Details here:
https://t.co/YMvdDcAr6S

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

We love him as a teacher, essayist, short-story writer, and infectious enthusiast. Seattle, let's show some love for @stevealmondjoy as a debut novelist! So excited for this IN PERSON event at @HugoHouse with one of my all-time faves.

[Zando @zandoprojects]

Seattle! Don't miss @stevealmondjoy's book launch for ALL THE SECRETS OF THE WORLD at @HugoHouse tomorrow 4/20 in conversation with @_MariaSemple. We heard there will be cookies.

RSVP here: https://t.co/seW7Qtb3ZA

[T-Mobile Park @TMobilePark]

Semple-ly amazing throw!

Thanks to New York Times bestselling author and screenwriter @_MariaSemple for throwing out today’s first pitch.

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

I signed up for this with my daughter. Baby's first Vonnegut. Okay, Mom's too. (Embarrassed to admit, but so it goes. See, I've done my reading!) See you there? xx

[Christopher Frizzelle @TheFrizzler]

“Slaughterhouse-Five” book club starts March 29 🛸

https://t.co/Y7wXxHLjEm

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

🎁🚨📚Giving away my favorite hardcover fiction of 2020 on Instagram, sent to you from the indie of your choice. Can’t wait to see you at author events in 2021! ❤️ #ShopLocal #indiebooks @ayadakhtar @1JessWalter @lilykingbooks @AnthonyHorowitz

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

Feeling this, too...

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

Head over to my Instagram to win gift cards! Cyber Monday can still mean #shoplocal. @ElliottBayBooks ships anywhere. Let's show our indies some love. #indiebooks https://t.co/GNs2XMdtHt

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

🚨📚💻GIFTCARD GIVEAWAY!!💻📚🚨Who says #cybermonday means buying books on Amazon? How bout shopping online at your local indie? To get into the spirit, I'm giving away 5 giftcards to @ElliottBayBooks on Insta. (They ship anywhere.) https://t.co/GNs2XMdtHt #shoplocal #indiebooks

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

🚨📚💻GIFTCARD GIVEAWAY!!💻📚🚨Who says #cybermonday means buying books on Amazon? How bout shopping online at your local indie? To get into the spirit, I'm giving away 5 giftcards to @ElliottBayBooks on Insta. (They ship anywhere.) https://t.co/GNs2XMdtHt #shoplocal #indiebooks

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

Thank you, Claire! If anyone's looking for inspiration, I post book recs on my Instagram. #readingisresistance

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

So excited to be taking these classes, this Sunday and next, with the always brill Garth Greenwell. Need you some style? Perhaps you'll join, too.... https://t.co/09hltO2M0K @GarthGreenwell @shipman_agency

[Ben Meiselas @meiselasb]

A Republican who is voting for Joe sent this to me and said it was circulating in a Facebook group of hers with other Republican’s voting for Joe and was having a major impact with her friends and family. I wanted to share it with you. I think the description is spot on:

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

Monday, 9/21 6PT. SO excited to be talking about this modern masterpiece with brilliant sweetie-pie @ayadakhtar. Monday, 9/21 6PT. Sign up to watch, the price is right: free! But be dolls and buy a book @ElliottBayBooks ….

https://t.co/zJvsRhNCHU

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

A group of us just studied BELOVED with Christopher, and it was transformative! Now it's your turn... SO worth it. xx

[Christopher Frizzelle @TheFrizzler]

It's called a book club but it's really more of a class, with lectures each week and optional participation in discussions. We'll also look at Ovid's take on Medea, the actual news clipping that inspired Morrison, and more https://t.co/MXWHVOPKpu

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

Yay, I’m teaching @HugoHouse this fall. Enrollment begins today. On Zoom, so open to all!
https://t.co/7C1MSXtFFE

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

🚨💳GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY! 💳🚨 I've got 10 X $50 gift cards to @elliottbaybooks. (They ship anywhere in the US!) What are you reading now? Comment below, I'll pick 10 random winners 8/14. #indiebookstores #USPSisEssential #readingisessential
https://t.co/ulGi8X7fxR

[Maria Semple @_MariaSemple]

🚨💳GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY! 💳🚨 I've got 10 X $50 gift cards to @elliottbaybooks. (They ship anywhere in the US!) What are you reading now? Comment below, I'll pick 10 random winners 8/14. #indiebookstores #USPSisEssential #readingisessential
https://t.co/ulGi8X7fxR