Mari mar

treat yo self

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

WE WON but at what cost 😭 #LoveIsandUSA

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Dropping $200 on DIAPERS is craazzyyyy

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Gonna hit up the club a perrear to kickstart labor

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Must have been a man that predicted 6+ inches of snow

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

I remember last year, me salió el niño en la rosca. Immediately said “mejor en la rosca que en la panza”. Couple months later *BOOM* pregnant.

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Making a rosca but if you get the baby it means you’re getting pregnant this year

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

@anelangel7 Say sike rn

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

[Ryan 🦈 @suRYvor]

All of us right now 😭😭 I love you, Sol 🥺 #Survivor #Survivor47

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Jerry Jones rn

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

stay away from relatives that hurt your mother. they don't like you either.

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Going to Disney and asking for the mouse himself

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

If I get one more “the price of this is going up next billing cycle” email, I’m swinging on CEOs

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

@freshquivel Stealing

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

My alarm in the mornings is my daughter throwing herself on top of me before running around the room to hand me my phone and my glasses.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This would heal me

[Mari mar @_Mary_Cruz]

Teaching my niece to voice text so she can spam text her parents