TheYanDon👸🏿

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[a prednisone hate account @vvictorman_uel]

jeez you try to kill yourself a couple times here and there and suddenly suicide jokes are off the table for life smh

[•el• @_ellerry]

people don’t understand that the reason why I’m so calm is bc I’m crazy.

[luh beauski ⋆｡𖦹 °.⋆❀˖° @b_isforbroke]

Everybody at work vapes but if I pulled out a blunt I’m the bad guy

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Precisely.

[baby blue. @theKINGCESS]

Yall are quick to say you can tell when a girl has no father figure but when I say you treat women how you saw your moms get treated I’m reaching?

[shadon @pvrekhs]

they took way too long with the love island reunion i don’t even care anymore

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I'll see you guys next year for our annual Love Island psychosis ❤️

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

Did anyone else try to write a book when they were younger or it’s just me?

[TheYanDon👸🏿 @_MeYana_C]

Mfs wait till im winding down to go home to blow the fuckinh phone up

[TheYanDon👸🏿 @_MeYana_C]

The cramps are starting 😕

[7rq @gloccnim]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

I think my love with being alone stems from me knowing if I'm alone then no one is around to disturb me or alter any of my emotions. Everything is up to me. no one is there to misunderstand me, judge me, etc.
It's peaceful. A peace I don't feel often with other humans

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

They got the wrong home alone 2 actor AGAIN

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@DollyParton Words cannot do justice to all the love you brought to the world.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Hits every time

[kk❦ @claudvneuman]

DOLLY PARTON I’M GOING WITH YOU MAMA

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[culture @notgwendalupe]

a big fuck you to 2026.