Big Slime

Degenerational wealth

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

Jesus

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

I read the 30 page FTX Bankruptcy court filing.

How bad were FTX's internal controls?

Here are the worst examples 👇

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

DOG. UNREAL.

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

CEO of FTX - 🤡🌏

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

Wow

[SBF @SBF_FTX]

1) Hi all:

Today, I filed FTX, FTX US, and Alameda for voluntary Chapter 11 proceedings in the US.

[Bark @barkmeta]

No one:
Crypto Twitter this morning:

[Coin Bureau @coinbureau]

Crypto sentiment right now

[Jack Niewold 🫡 @JackNiewold]

THE CELSIUS BLOWUP, EXPLAINED.

Huge sectors of crypto are imploding, and crypto unicorns might be coming down with it.

Luna was first, but now $10b giant Celsius is facing insolvency and even bankruptcy.

Let's dive in:

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

This is fucking wild

[The Wolf Of All Streets @scottmelker]

Rug pull

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

@poeticsoul42 It’s ridiculous really

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

Bought $0.06 worth of $LUNA and now it’s worth 136.2 trillion wtf

[Mitchell Baldridge @baldridgecpa]

The only remaining stablecoin

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

@CryptoKaleo This is why it’s so important to aim to have a full, rich life. The only people that smile at the despair of others are people that don’t have that themselves. Really sad about those that lost so much these last few days. And to you trolls: I hope you find the happiness you seek

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Turns out, crypto was a hedge against being rich

[Lite (George) @litexo]

Millionaires are made in bear markets. 🐻

But some folks don’t know what a bear market even entails, let alone how to navigate one.

You’re in luck: Here’s a quick Bear Market Survival Guide for Crypto/NFTs.

Let’s get started 👇

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

Madness #Luna

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

The rumors floating around about how Luna collapsed so quickly all converge to the same reality that every defi protocol and cryptocurrency face: There is a massive attack surface from hackers to traders. If there is an exploit, then someone will find it and break it.

[TokenTax @TokenTax]

Tax loss harvesting now available on stablecoins

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

An $18 billion stablecoin is losing its dollar peg with all the magical chaos of algorithmic stables, with a dash of Bitcoin systemic risk drama.

Here's everything you need to know.

The $UST Depeg Thread:

👇

[Big Slime @_Mega_Troll_]

Gm ngmi

[The Wolf Of All Streets @scottmelker]

If you feel like you want to puke when you hit the buy button, you are probably doing it right.