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RIP to the nights we could go out & get queso wasted. ▪️ IG ||Callmemrs.a

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Kids today have never taken a rubber dodgeball to the face & that’s why society has entitlement issues: A thesis.

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My toxic trait is worrying if people are judging my windshield wiper speed instead of basing it on if I can fucking see.

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Been a while.

Does everyone still just post nekkid pics + talk shit or what do the cool kids do these days?

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@desbfit I got this book too. And my mom tried to explain menstruation by drawing a uterus and Fallopian tubes with a pink crayon 😂 then said she will NOT be a grandmother.

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My toxic trait is I reward myself with necessities for being productive.

Like nah bitch you can pee after you complete these 27 tasks.

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@kiirrr_razy2014 @EncantoMovie My sons current favorite. Watch it like every other day 😂

[Brittany Newland | BNEW @bnewland1]

The ones that are hard on you - they give a damn.

[Velma The Funny @Velma_the_Funny]

I will fight a motherfucker to the death for some lemon lime kool-aid...

[M E G △⃒⃘ N @_Megdrews]

@humbleddaily Sweet lawd! 🔥

[DESS @imthedoll1]

Everybody wants peace until they realize peace means changing your tone when speaking with someone who has irritated you, no longer making everything an argument, listening before responding, setting boundaries & understanding boundaries others have set

[M E G △⃒⃘ N @_Megdrews]

Here’s the reminder that some of you don’t want but ya need…

Wash your silverware drawer holder.

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Sitting in a dealership realizing this place is just a professional frat house. Grown ass men gettin drunk on caffeine trying to prove who has the biggest 🍆

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When Beyoncé said “suck on my balls, pause”

I’m here for that kind of energy.

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@SarahSurgey1 Take the trip.

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I absolutely mean it when I say I fucking HATE construction season in Michigan.

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I see/hear so many horrific stories about babies getting abused by a babysitter or caretaker...

Idk how I would respond to such a nightmare but what I do know is I’m not afraid to go to prison.

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My nastiest habit is when my phone my phone screen is a little dirty I lick it and wipe it on my shirt.

I’ve also never had covid. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Put that in ya research.

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My husband hyping up our son: ARE THOSE YOUR FEETSIES?! I LOVE IT BUDDY

Me: omg tickle my ovaries maybe 18hrs of back labor wasn’t so bad

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@maison_white99 That looks says he’s FO SHO pissing in your shoes after you pulled that stunt.

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@stephaknee__ After 10 years I stopped and it took me a year to get pregnant