We really lived long enough to see @KingJames become the old man version of himself in this iconic 20-year-old @Nike ad campaign.
And somehow he's STILL playing basketball at an insanely high level. 🐐
East Wing: DESTROYED
Front lawn Ellipse: DESTROYED
Reflecting Pool: DESTROYED
The Kennedy Center: DESTROYED
Rose Garden: DESTROYED
America's Economy, Rule of Law, and Global Reputation: ALL DESTROYED.
Everything he touches dies. Every fucking thing!