Ms H

Qualified English tutor 🍎 | Shakespeare & feminist mythology nerd 📜| Plant obsessive 🌱 | MUFC 😈 | CR: The Hounding - Xenobe Purvis | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

[Ms H @_Ms_Myth_]

Okay, we need to put Margaret Atwood in a bubble. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Shrija @the_plottwisttt]

Having a female body is all about how well you can make your body not seem human at all.

Have no smell, no hair, none of your natural color, don't be at your natural weight. We're expected to smell and taste like gardnens, or worse, concepts. Frangances, lotions, washes with scents called "falling in love" or "on a date". Women are not supposed to be human. We're supposed to be ideas, concepts.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

👉👹🤪👈

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Samuel Zaynhausen did it

[Ms H @_Ms_Myth_]

@nordlandia @ld35253 @HowardRBeckett ...Because Israel killed them all.

[Roose @RuNoseP]

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

The West Bank: no October 7. No Hamas. No hostages.
The West Bank: non-stop pogroms against unarmed civilians.

[Rae @ragefighthouse]

The implicit assumption that teachers are all neurotypical and that’s why they don’t understand neurodivergence is WILD.

Have you met science teachers.

Have you ever met them.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

So 79 year old Trump and 76 year old Netanyahu are throwing bombs at the 86 year old Ayatollah who is retaliating. Clearly, the route to world peace is to take over-75 year old men out of the picture.

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

today I walked into my queer Shakespeare class & said, “welcome to our unit on lesbians” & everyone cheered.

doing the Lord’s work.

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

misophonia is so fucking stupid?!!

like how do i explain that certain noises and even some repetitive actions make me simultaneously angry, sad, and panicky to the point of wanting to genuinely kill myself for a good few minutes, without sounding like i’m insane????

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Except Palestine
Except Lebanon
Except Syria
Except Iraq
Except Yemen
Except Libya
Except Venezuela
Except Afghanistan

Except…

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

nothing is more important in teaching than unbridled enthusiasm. I love this material with my whole heart. it transformed me. & now I’m giving to you.

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

“you do not have irrefutable proof Shakespeare was queer.”

alright, where’s your irrefutable proof he was straight?

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

An emotional CM Punk with a message to John Cena ahead of his WWE retirement:

"I certainly wouldn't be back here if it wasn't for you. Contrary to popular belief, you've always inspired me. To be back and be in your presence as you gracefully exit this wonderful circus of a business - as always, I'm just following your lead. Thank you John."

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

Is there any greater felicity than being stood by your front door when Royal Mail puts a 'sorry we missed you' card through the door so you fling it open and watch the postie squirm when you ask for your parcel?!

[GCSE MACBETH @GCSE_Macbeth]

I'm about to make an Ozymandias salad.

Nothing beside romaines.