Chico

Nature Rules Always| @LFC

[Bry @Mulonib_]

KRA has officially revamped the annual tax return filing calendar.
Gone are the days when almost everyone rushed to beat the June 30 deadline. Filing dates will now depend on your tax status:
📌 Nil Returns (no taxable income): January 31
📌 PAYE Employees (salaried only): April 30 — with most returns pre-filled on iTax; just verify and submit.
📌 Businesses & taxpayers with other income (consultancy, side hustles, rental income, etc.): June 30 remains unchanged.
A major shift aimed at easing the filing process and reducing the June rush.

[Eric @amerix]

You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you aren't flat enough.

[Chico @_Munyali]

@KimWellaMusic 😂

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

There is no other generation that has its identity firmly rooted in money as are the millennials. Its men are convinced that money is a substitute for being actual human beings. Its women are convinced that money absolves men of their sins. Both pay severely for it.

[Amy @Ifcamy]

Do not call him Robbo

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Kuna mtu huku alisema we're all a kienyeji to someone and I have to admit, that's one of my favorite tweets on this app

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

And trying not to cry in public transport

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

You get kids and you understand that the squeaky shoes are not to entertain them, they are a tracking device for the parents 🤣🤣

[Nelli © @nellieafc]

4 days to the world cup

[Chico @_Munyali]

@luccideity If you can't keep a secret, you can't keep your phone. #NoTechNoTalk

[Chico @_Munyali]

@luccideity 😂Leave your phone, leave your big mouth, and then we can talk about having freaky affairs.

[Chico @_Munyali]

@luccideity First of all, what people? 😉

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Speeding tickets on roads with no markings, no street lights, no drains, filled with portholes at risk of robbery

Shame on you @ntsa_kenya @KURAroads

[Chico @_Munyali]

@luccideity 😂

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

slot lost his job to AI

[David Cant @davidgcant]

There’s been an incident…

Blame culture asks “Who made the mistake?”

Learning culture asks, “What conditions created this outcome?”

That's the difference.

[David Cant @davidgcant]

My wife says I need to stop assessing risk in everyday situations.

I told her the probability was low, but the consequences were irreversible.

She did not find this helpful.

[Chico @_Munyali]

My beard just upgraded to salt & pepper #GrownManShit

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Panama's whole squad wanted a picture with Neymar after the match 🥹