NOBODY

Secular Nationalist | 🇵🇰

For the sake of the greater good, no cost is too great, and no blood is too precious.

[NOBODY @_NOBODY_8888]

My GOAT Lukashenko drops another banger after the iconic:
"Better a dictator than gay."
"I can forgive lesbians but not gay men."
"I am an atheist, but I am an Orthodox atheist!"
"I really like to play football and hockey, but most often I play alone."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Lukashenko advised everyone to plant potatoes to avoid problems:

"And I advise even those who have not grown potatoes to do so. There is still time."

[James 🗿 @MaedaMealOfThat]

Haaland after City get relegated to the national league

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pakistan’s PM Shehbaz Sharif on Saudi Arabia:

We once again condemn in the strongest possible terms the recent deplorable attacks by the Houthis against the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

The attempted drone attack on the holy city of Makkah al-Mukarramah has outraged Muslims across the globe.

Any threat to the safety and sanctity of the Haramain Sharifain is our red line that must never be crossed.

No Muslim can even dare to think of committing such a heinous crime.

Pakistan stands in complete solidarity with the brotherly people of Saudi Arabia, as we always have throughout our history.

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

haaland explaining how he’s on 600k a week in league 2

[mickolo @UTDmickolo]

We praying for 21 not knowing we getting 23

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

Pep Guardiola’s managerial legacy is Negreira at Barcelona and 115 charges at Man city, never compare this fraud to Jose Mourinho

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

3x Premier League 🏆🔴

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

Fucking get in Rio

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Manchester United, Arsenal & Liverpool going to collect all their trophies back from Man City

[Sam Billings @sambillings]

Pep knew this was happening…

Sir Alex did it without any of this circus 🐐

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

📸 Sir Alex Ferguson won it deservedly no cheating, just pure merit. 🏆🔴

[AFCAMDEN @AFCAMDEN]

Twitter was made for days like today. Stupendous.

[Dylan @Dylyano]

The city is yours
The city is yoursssss
114 guilty charges
Are you fucking sure

[𝙍𝙖𝙤 𝙁𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙝 @Faseeh0539]

Holy shit PAF, I love you

[☠️ | surviving Madrid Saint Germain @CalculatedShade]

“He won six trophies and I won three, but I won fairly and cleanly. I don't want to win by dealing with 150 lawsuits”.

They will respect us by force

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

POV: The international break is so boring

David Ornstein:

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Paul Pogba 2017/18 PL winning campaign 😁

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Being found guilty on 114 out of 115 charges is wild.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Jose Mourinho will be watching developments closely as BBC Sport understands Man City have been found guilty of the majority of the 115 financial breaches levelled against them.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Steven Gerrard collecting his Premier League title 12 years later:

[Marcus @MWebster19]

Give that fucking man what he is owed.