Ned Flanders

I'm a big, four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day.

[Ned Flanders @_NeddyFlanders]

@CMPunk hopefully my profile makes up for it Punk-diddly

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@MaudesGhost I was hoping to replace it before you came home

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@MaudesGhost it could have been worse honey. I could have over watered your ficus plant and buried the remains in the backyard

[Ned Flanders @_NeddyFlanders]

@MaudesGhost thanks honey bee

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@MaudesGhost are you ok with me dating again? #ImGoinToPraiseland

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@MaudesGhost I feed our children love and the Lord. Not literally. I mean they do get regular nourishment

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@MaudesGhost How am I supposed to know that cereal with a bunny on it is loaded with sugar? I thought bunnys ate lettuce. That's the Trix

[Ned Flanders @_NeddyFlanders]

@MaudesGhost I do. But sometimes Todd gets his hands on sugar and he can't be controlled

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@HelennLovejoy @Trainslife #SundayCruddySunday #EverySimpsonsEver I pray the lord forgives me

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@MaudesGhost I have it on good authority that Todd smells. It was in the paper

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@MaudesGhost @HomerJSimpson is my neighbour and my brother. I love him. Yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom

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@MaudesGhost she meant nothing to me. It was after 1 too many dang-doodily white wine spritzers #VivaNedFlanders #EverySimpsonsEver

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@CMPunk hiddely ho neighboureeno! I'm just cur-didly-urious, how much does an athlete such as yourself bench-aroonie?

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@falkatw why thank you for the follow neighboureeno. I'll consider myself ticked-pink!

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@HelennLovejoy he is the lord's doctor

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@HelennLovejoy is the Reverend with you?! I think I swallowed a toothpick!!

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@HelennLovejoy well thank the good lord I didn't bother him while he was playing with his trains

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@MaudesGhost absolutely Maudediddly. After I drank it I called Reverend Lovejoy and confessed to it. Then the boys and I went to church

[Ned Flanders @_NeddyFlanders]

@MaudesGhost I drank only one. I had it with Nachos Flanders style! Cucumbers with cottage cheese

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@MaudesGhost yes indeedy. A white wine spritzer.....