Nico Suarez

bagels

[Nico Suarez @_NicoSuarez_]

food for thought

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*logs in to LinkedIn*

first post:

*deletes LinkedIn*

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had to go back to Yosemite to keep up my (fake) brand image of someone that likes the outdoors @ Yosemite National Park https://t.co/LJo0UZrgq2

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@_susty @andrewjsuarez Ugh always too soon

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

Do you ever just feel like

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@_susty they have bathrooms there probably

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@adriyoung is porridge soup what

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@asinglis @ITYSL I didn't ask for THAT

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@eggleggs @WorldofAnshul Nanxi don't dox me

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@WorldofAnshul Screenshotting this for tomorrow's standup

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@WorldofAnshul @adriyoung I know both of you IRL

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literally what the hell is a deductible

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it should come as no surprise that Audrey got burned within the first hour of being in the Florida sun @ Peg Leg Pete's https://t.co/DU4xuxNVkD

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@BrennerSpear @Adriyoung I know both of you

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, do they automatically lose because they can't find themself?

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@mlevchin Can't relate!

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@Ky_LeBraun Alright I'll favorite this

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@Ky_LeBraun BIG facts

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@asinglis @relda_etselec Who the hell is Neil?! He sounds hideous

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I will never need to update https://t.co/GzezMstGDR again