Audrey Inglis

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[julia♡(ꈍᴗꈍ) @shrimpjulia]

one for the gworls

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

Such a treat to see the hilarious @AtsukoComedy who’s so talented she can even - get this - digest gluten.

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

Do you ever just feel like

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

I never tweet about Wordle but today’s was so bad it literally made a giant L to mock me

Wordle 282 6/6

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[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@ITYSL Would love one

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@ITYSL @_NicoSuarez_ Since I’m clearly not part of this turboteam I guess I’ll just WALK. SLOWLY. @ITYSL

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@ITYSL Would love one for a gift for @_NicoSuarez_

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@qhopp Not that I remember a single thing about the plot but THIS LULLABY THO

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

beware of ppl who supposedly cry over strangers’ fetuses if it sounds psychotic it’s cause it is

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Texas banned mask mandates claiming they believe in personal autonomy without big government—and then passed an abortion ban that would force a rape victim to carry to term & give those who snitch $10K.

It was never about personal autonomy. It was always about controlling women.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

After WWII, the richest faced a 91% tax rate.

A one-time 91% tax on billionaires' pandemic wealth gains would raise enough to cancel all student debt and leave the average billionaire $230 million richer than before the pandemic.

Instead they pay the lowest tax rate in the U.S.

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

Just tested positive for breakthrough Covid after thinking I had allergies. My symptoms are mild, my boyfriend and the rest of my family who are all vaccinated are negative. Vaccines work.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to get vaccinated.

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@qhopp We spent so much money renting this on iTunes because we refused to admit we would watch it enough to justify buying it

[William Joy @WilliamJoy]

Lake Highlands High School valedictorian Paxton Smith used her 3-minute speech to attack Texas’ new restrictive abortion law after making a last-minute speech switch.
It's now gone viral. Tonight on @wfaa, you'll get to hear from her about everything that's happened since.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I hear my Republican colleagues going on about a 'labor shortage' in this country. Well, in Pennsylvania and elsewhere, some employers have raised wages — you know what? People came back to work in a hurry.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Any chance we can get this mandate for [gestures in the direction of all Black people]

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@relda_etselec #naked4neil

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Say it with me: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

[Audrey Inglis @asinglis]

@qhopp Oh boy do I