Horror at Camp Meli Jam

Leaving soon.
33. Trans. Queer.
Wrestling Nerd.
Anthology Slut.
She/They.
Alt @MxQueenMelon

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[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

My shocking and tragic backstory.

A tale of nachos, secrets, and death.

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

@jeremysmiles So back when I was a teenager I worked at this run-down motel. Rent by the hour kinda place. You know, the sleazy kind. I worked the desk and checked in the guests. Nothing extraordinary. get cash, give key, fuck off. Easy gig, right?

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

@SimonMiller316 RiP

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

I regret to say that President Joe Biden currently has elevated liver enzymes and for that reason will be pulled from the Punjabi Prison match at The Great American Bash.

I'm sorry, playas.

[Pathetic Sissy @PatheticSissy85]

@SissyJoyce I'm sissy Allison and I like to be force feminized and made to worship smelly and dirty feet.

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

My dad's dad died when my dad was 13, and he (my dad) just told me his (my grandfather's) ghost once visited him (my dad) in a dream and the only thing he (my grandfather) wanted to talk about was how good Avenged Sevenfold was

[Lesser Known Cryptids @LesserCryptids]

For some reason we were locked out of our account this morning for "suspicious activity". Reminder that in case this account ever dies suddenly, you can also find us elsewhere on the web through the link below:

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

If you ever listened to an episode of our podcast, or interacted with them at all, you know what a beautiful and bright soul Niko is. Please help or share if you can https://t.co/W9MycMrgld

[Thembo Chode @cellobuster]

Content warning for cancer/terminal illness: one of my best friends, @slutofbabylon, was recently diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. They're at home in hospice care now and there's a Gofundme page up to raise funds for their care: https://t.co/lQiUTcmnl9

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

I haven't updated Twitter in months.

Got the old logo. No blue checkmarks. My feed is stuck on January 19th.

This is the definitive way to use app.

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

@Life_of_Chelle They won't be so tough once the drone pulls out it's hand mirror and returns that shit to sender.

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

These motherfuckers ruined breeding and replaced it with bullshit sandwich minigame so fuck Pokemon.

Steal the designs, rip off Gamefreak's whole vibe,Piss in Pikachu's wanting mouth, go nutso.

[Shae Reloaded @judgementshae]

stealing from the most profitable media franchise of all time is fine actually

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

My brother and I saw you sold 11,807 tickets for your retirement match from across the bar and really dig your vibe.

[Matt & Nick Jackson @youngbucks]

Call us by our God-given names…

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

She's a stunt granny

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

Mae Young passed away 10 years ago on this date. That was one tough lady.

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

The people out here are all fake pieces of shit and I hope they never find a moment of peace in their pathetic bullshit lives.

Can't wait for the day I get to leave this fucking shithole and never come back.

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

I find no joy in living in Everett because I'm not a fucking crackhead alcoholic piece of shit who has 3 kids I never get to see.

[Lesser Known Cryptids @LesserCryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Tooth Fairy

(Sighted by @the2pagespread)

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

The Young Bucks are fucking garbage. I don't care how many reskins they get.

[Lesser Known Cryptids @LesserCryptids]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Twitter feed for a special announcement: I am very pleased to announce a project I've been wanting to release for a long time - LESSER KNOWN COLORADO, VOL. 1, an official Lesser Known Cryptids photo asset pack!

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

TOPE SUICIDA TO THE JUDGE!
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

BAW GAWD THE BAILIFF!
THE BALIFF HAS ARRIVED!
BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation.

[Horror at Camp Meli Jam @_Ninja_Jesus]

THE RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!

The Viper strikes!