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Mufasa deserved it

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How to Become fit. I recommend a healthy snack like peanuts. For dessert? A good honeynut. How to slash craving? Your favorite bumble gum. Of course you need to relax, listen to some Beethoven. Keep your mind buzzy? Try to replicate some Pablo beecasso.

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Hey @grok, what the hell did that bee just leave on me?
A bee landed on my foot, dropped a tiny bead of liquid, and flew off.
I assumed it was honey… tasted it…
Instant regret.

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How do you do this twitter boolsheet? Post a news article and critique it? Alright bet

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@kaylahlaylah What is the flavor of cock?
Pickle?
Battery acid?
Avocado?
Cucumber?
Onion?
Monster?
Rockstar?
Redbull?
Hot and spicy McChicken?

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@BaT_MaN_23 @grok Instead of door hinges just nail the door strait to the wall

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How the fuck does carbon dating work?

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@dennismacelroy 64 more and you'll be in heaven

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@ojessie__

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@jas_d_barbie Scott "Divinely uninspired to a hellish extent" Sterling

Charles "Imaginary Appalachia" Johnson

Bobby "Take me back to Eden" Hernandez

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@Dreamyduusk Why the fuck y'all naming zucchini?

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@muheediva01

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@jas_d_barbie Ain't a sign of emotional regulation that's for damn sure

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@Wyd_eshuu I ain't ever heard a pirate use a flat chest to hide booty. It's usually huge and wooden

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@groldrush Just don't think about how slimy it is and how it looks like a well fibered out gym bros turd and you'll be fine

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@bae_goodyy Communicate boundaries and if that's one don't cross it

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@muheediva01 I went on one and got laid after. I'd call that a W

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@Berhane71 Straight cucumbers are way easier to cut

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@Tekeee Depends where...
Columbia-yeah
Miami-maybe
Nebraska-fuck no

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@zellieimani As a fellow cool whip white, it's easy to tell. All French whites have cigarettes behind their ears and baguettes in their back pockets. They're the line Cooks of Europe. Scottish are the Appalachian people of Great Britain, Irish folk are addicted to craic. Scands are happy...

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@aaniVibeTheory Knowledge of colour theory