Jenn 🏳️‍🌈🦝

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[Jenn 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @_OhHeyItsJenn]

@JSS98Rock “Cyber truck sales have plummeted.”

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

If any of us had predicted that Trump would demolish a third of the White House and build a UFC ring on the South Lawn, we would have been dismissed as the most unhinged conspiracy theorists to ever exist

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

First major defeat to Ai in job sector.

[Jenn 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @_OhHeyItsJenn]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:

Green Day (10+ times lol)
Elton John
Beastie Boys (final show in 2009 💔)
Metallica
Pearl Jam
Billy Joel
Smashing Pumpkins
Blink 182
Rise Against
My Chemical Romance

[Rob Maher @RobMaher]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:
Prince
Janet Jackson
Tina Turner
Fleetwood Mac
Metallica
New Order
The Roots
Kiss
Hall and Oates
Queen with Adam Lamber

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nothing to see here.

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[miia @miiagarro]

"you're so funny"

thanks i probably would've been lobotomized in 1940

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

“radically pro-transgender” and it’s just me wanting my friends to not die in a country that’s obsessed with hating them for no reason

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[Jenn 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @_OhHeyItsJenn]

@JSS98Rock As someone with boomer parents, it’s not JUST the verbal diarrhea of bad news — It’s how they follow it up with guilt trips over you not calling more often. 😭

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

1958 vs 2026

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Happening in Tennessee right now:

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

I think this is the most gangsta shit I’ve ever seen tbh

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m not doing Zoom hangouts this time. I’ll see you in 2 years

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen.

COLBERT: Is that an endorsement?

OBAMA: It was not

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

This radio station is called “classic rock” but it’s playing cool current music like Pearl Jam and Nirvana.

[Senator Angela Alsobrooks @Sen_Alsobrooks]

John Lewis was beaten with clubs wrapped in barbed wire on the Edmund Pettus Bridge fighting for voting rights.

Today’s SCOTUS decision takes the sacrifice and fight of all who marched before us and throws it away.

We must keep marching — too many have fought too hard to give up.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations