Dani

CA 🌊|| HI 🌺

[Dani @_OkayDani]

#forthefaithful 🤎💛🤎 LFGSD

[Dani @_OkayDani]

“Someone found a plastic lantern in their yard the other day. That. Is. Terrorism.” - dad

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s a video I made breaking down this amazing case of an elderly lady who suddenly collapsed to the ground in cardiac arrest

#FOAMed

[Dani @_OkayDani]

Damn Fox Sports really be doing the absolute most to avoid confusing its citizens with the metric system #whatthefuckisamillimeter 🇺🇸

[Dani @_OkayDani]

You mean I just stayed up until 2am to watch our team to MISS 3 PKS?!?!? #USWNT wyd 😩😭😭😭

[Dani @_OkayDani]

I’ve never been so into a jeopardy contestant

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Haters gonna hate 😆

Lisa Sriken plays TONIGHT on #Jeopardy!

[Dani @_OkayDani]

Play whatever gym hype music you want. Nothing will top Sandstorm.

[Dani @_OkayDani]

Not every protein shake is Instagram worthy 🥱

[Dani @_OkayDani]

“And though she be but little, she is fierce.”

[Dani @_OkayDani]

Cotton candy grapes hit different

[shan @ShannFitzy]

i never want to hear another word from europeans about how “uncultured” americans are after this gbbo mexican week #GBBO

[Dani @_OkayDani]

@raspbabs

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The gym hit different when ya life a little fucked up

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

"Aristotle, offensive line, Iowa"

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

“What’s your WiFi password?”

“It’s on the back of the router”

Router:

[Dani @_OkayDani]

@LindaVanZandt1

[Dani @_OkayDani]

My mom, everybody

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder, should you need it, of ‘mubble-fubbles’ (16th century): vague, Sunday-eveningish blues and a slight sense of doom.

[Donny de la Cruz ♔ @HeelDonny]

YOOO WHO DID THIS!? 😂🤣😭 #KanyeWest

[Dani @_OkayDani]

I feel attacked @WordleStats