Patrick Bateman

VT ‘23

[Gaml. Y @GY18164253]

Wait for the back sploot
https/imgur.com/gallery/cv7kKye

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a Hedgehog on a camping trip.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

My 11yo daughter pointed this out to me. You know, the Three Little Pigs.

[Gaml. Y @GY18164253]

Don't leave me..I love u
(From/Greenishbrownfemalesheep/U/imgur

[Tife ✨ @tifelomo_]

Her roommate deadass didn’t pay rent for 8 months 💀

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

imagine you're a pizza delivery person. you're driving along and the navigation says you have arrived. you're speeding down the highway at 75mph next to me and i am motioning for you to toss the pizza into my car like a frisbee

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me at lunch with my friends

[Patrick Thomas @sgtpatthomz]

Bruh, I’ve been dying at this for the past 15 mins 😭😭 his momma said he was okay 👌🏼

[gunner @GunnerBoler]

Your chances of getting killed by Abby lee Miller from dance moms are low, but never zero.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This video is a wild journey https://t.co/4AzekDaQWA

[Dead House Live @Deadhouse_]

When I tell u I’m working on something & I can’t chill this is why

[nik @NikLinenberger]

Oedipus: Oracle, what’s going to happen to me?

Oracle: you’re going to kill your father and marry joe.

Oedipus: whose Joe?

[Patrick Bateman @_PBate_]

#freshmanmoments2019 teamgoons

[Patrick Bateman @_PBate_]

#freshmanmoments2019 teamgoons