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classically trained jerk

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@dougboneparth @piscespotatoes Read non fiction

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@dieworkwear four in hand or bust

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@gzcl3000 barss!1

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@gzcl3000 This is why I still roam these halls

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@RevDocBobSac one day before my birthday 😪

[Rosé @2rose2ocean]

My buddy Steve: hey have you seen my phone?

Me: *randomly being viewed from a cinematic Dutch angle* no. Do you remember where you last had it? Did you check your car?

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One moment please, I need to issue a death threat.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Who ordered the Filet O’Fists?

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My girlfriend said I’m the perfect height and that 6 foot tall guys scare her 😏

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Manifesting wealth by listening to yacht rock

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@bugsquelcher banger

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@neighborrunner Everybody know gaming is #1

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@ReallyRadley You can tell he’s got the goods!

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It's not that I've been quiet recently, you've just blocked all the words I usually say.

[crint @pantssoup]

I would’ve euthanized peanut a second time if I could

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

you lack restraint & your swag is egregious

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@nullpointered My condolences 🫂

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i'm lit up from the clit up

[Ryan Gasoline @Ryan_Gasoline]

Wow, your Christmas shopping isn't done yet? Maybe it's time you GROW UP.

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@anantigonegone pls livestream 🙏