I don’t know your name

Kuja twende off-roading bana!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[I don’t know your name @_Pascaaall_]

@Bossyator Hii inakaa jaba baze

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanawake huwa hawaamini their IQ means nothing kwa mambo ya kimwili.

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Parking spots za clubs zinakuanga zimejaa mbaya. A lot of people drink & drive than they admit to.

[Thatswhatshesaid @Missal1sunday_]

Wazee watatuua na mawaidha zao za kishenzi

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Nikama nililock in nikafungiwa na nje bana

[Mwangala @Mwangala__]

@_olusiekwin @3therealchic @stanleyaustine1 @KeKirwa Kanajaribu Ku DJ kitu anamwaga ni jasho tu

[Abu Prime🪖 @KeAbuh]

Pale costo ferry ishaigoma ikaanza kuenda deepsea kila mtu alikua on board me included tuligeuka wahubiri tukaanza kuomba bana

[SHERIFF @SHE_RI_FF]

Ugly broke nigga ndio niko in the comfort of my poorly ventilated single room, naspin sembe keja inajaa steam utadhani niko kwa sauna.

[Kasee🗿 @Kasee_EMw]

Gen Z teacher after catching his students smoking >>> 😂

[Mistarionnaire @EvansModing]

Pedi mama-mboga tukipatana lazima utanyanya

[Damaris Too @DamarisTOO1]

MONEY HAS RELOCATED.

A couple of weeks ago, I was with some friends discussing about life in general. One of my guys made a very strong statement that " money has relocated to a strange land" and since then I have been doing some research on finding where exactly this strange land is.

After my thorough research and survey, I finally found where money has relocated to. Believe me, truly money is no longer where it use to be, it is in the strangest of all places that one can ever imagine.

I would like to share my findings with you. If you don't mind taking some time to read on.

Just this evening before I decided to put this piece up, I came across a similar write up with almost the same view as my findings and I thought it is time to share my little findings with you all.

A lot of us educated folks are busy looking for a pay job here and there everyday. But the truth is the world of work is shrinking by the day and as such there are no jobs to absorb the number of graduates been produced by our universities any longer.

The government CAN NOT and WILL NOT create jobs any more.

Truth be told, our universities are just reproducing job seekers and not job creators. They train you to become employees and not employers; be cause our learning syllabus has not changed and it is the same old stuff they keep doing over the years.

The white collar jobs are no longer there, they are disappearing everyday. In fact the bankers will tell you, that there is nothing special in the banking sector any more. The counter is becoming empty and the queue are becoming longer in the banks, simply because they can not pay staffs any longer.

These are facts we know. Some years back, we saw how banks were making every other job look inferior and one would wish if only I can get a bank job I will be made. Today the case is different banks are downsizing and has become a pitiable profession and same as other sectors.

Now straight to my point; money is now found in entrepreneurship and skilled jobs.

The mechanic who calls you sir, makes at least 2000 to 3000 for fixing your car, so if he fixes an average of 3 cars, he goes home with at least 7000 plus. In a month, he makes a minimum of 150 to 200k. Yet he calls you Sir. He has built his house from calling you Sir and you the Sir can't even afford to pay your rent any more.

The woman who sells food by the road side, makes a profit of of 2000 to 3000 on a daily basis and in a month makes a minimum of 60 to 90k.

The man who sells pure water in bags makes 1000 a day and sometimes 1200 so in month he makes 30k.

The taxi driver take you from Westlands to Airport and collects 3k per drop in a day he does 2 to 3 trips and goes home to save 5k daily; in a month he makes over 100k.

My point is, there is still money in the economy but not where is used to be. It is hidden in businesses you will never thought of doing. But trust me ,that is where the money is now.

Stop looking for white collar jobs and dirty yourself.

Start that business and grow it over time. Don't keep waiting and wasting. Start that fish farming, poultry, snail keeping, soap making, fashion and design, laundry, flower garden, farming etc.

This is where the money you have been looking for has relocated to. Remove that suit and tie that is suffocating you; so you don't commit suicide and pick up that job.

Who cares if you are a mechanic, at least you can pay the bills. That is what matters. So dirty your hands my good friend and put food on the table. Stay blessed....

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

"Ambia huyo kijana ashugulike na masomo kwanza, mapenzi itakuja baadae akishapata pesa."

[GlennØ🇰🇪 @glennotiende]

That's why mi ushangaa na watu hufocus their whole lives on their career.... Especially if they are not working for themselves

They will replace you within a week of your death

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

As a man kujua random stuff ni muhimu Kwa hii life

[ManuBakar @Qs_Manu]

Ukitaka kusosi kichele ya “middle class “

Uza tu experience 😎

[Cenas Ojung'a @cenas_j]

2540.
A QS thinking why he should continue paying for CPDs.

[Okowa Nashon @OkowaNashon]

WHILE EBK @EngineersBoard and BORAQS @Boraqs_Kenya continue to be engaged in CPD workshops, benchmarking trips and endless, headless, petty gatekeeping matters, the industry is slipping away. And to a large extend the members of these professional bodies have willfully refused to demand better. This board could as well be erected somewhere in China.

I shudder to think of the upcoming construction professionals. If you don’t demand better and probably take over these regulatory bodies, then buckle up!

📷 courtesy

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Poverty mentality
That's why the rich will always get richer cause they will do whatever it takes to make sure their kids get ahead

The poor take pride in handicapping their offspring, talmbout
"Heri wewe uko na 170, kuna wenye hawana" 😂

[🐥 @nyarr037]

Unaita msichana date anakuja na trouser, yikes
Men need feminine energy which is not in trousers at all!