Patrick Cantu

Posting random thoughts and commenting on life’s current affairs and tribulations. Long-haired chihuahua enthusiast.

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

I don’t know how I can prove it but I’m fairly confident Israel is behind the Spurs being down 2-0

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@MrJerryOC @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme @Zaccornelius_ I hate that I can’t hate this. Mr. Bing Bong is owning us in SA right now

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There’s way too many Knicks fans in the arena. SA locals need to stop being broke and buy the tickets or stop reselling them

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

real one @elmo 🤝

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

@kareemcopeland Kind of have to feel bad. She was a good rebounder and defender in college, then the media and leagues hate for Caitlin gassed her up to think she was LeBron. Now she’s just been embarrassing herself on offense ever since.

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

Looking at my portfolio today like

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@BreannaMorello wish they updated their spaghetti policy but glad our Texas team still stands for their morals

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

You can tell Obsession was made by a Gen Z director because when Bear asks the operator for the One Wish Willow and the store clerk how to reverse the wish, they nonchalantly just say “well have you tried killing yourself?” Lolol

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

Hot take. I think Bitcoin is done for.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $61,000, now down -$18,000 in 10 days.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

they low-key hittin that shit

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

I don’t hate it

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Ridin’ with Biden

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NY earned this one. Spurs offense went quiet and relied too much on Wemby to do something. Credit to NY’s defense, they showed up strong.

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@DanteTheDon @MrJerryOC Hunter Biden guest appearance on Barstool Beach House?? @stoolpresidente

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@NBA Real ball knowers know about the Chilis on 45th and Lamar 🔥

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@BD552022 @TMZ Aunt Plug won’t be around at Christmas this year…

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

@statesman No party at the moon tower?

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@BD552022 @TMZ Make sure you have ice cream on hand to calm their tears after you tell them

[Patrick Cantu @_PatrickSean_]

@HunterBiden @Boilers32