pheebs

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

look how we used to press 😫😂

[🎈 @CFC_Decatio]

Type of attacks #pochball used to concede

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

@robsellers123 joke of a club aren't we

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

@SiimzzyMufc hahaha absolutely

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

🤣🤣🤣

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Mauricio Pochettino will still manage the USMNT for their two games against Haiti before heading to take over Manchester United.

These games are on 14 and 18 November.

United play Liverpool on 22 November.

[@TheAthleticFC]

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

them balloons on sunday were the most excitement i've had at a united game in a while

[B @utdbrxy]

how are we replacing him as a manager before replacing him as a player

[⋆✮𝖍𝖐 🍃౨ৎ ✮⋆ @drunkonmitski_]

this is fucking frying me 😭

[Josh🔰 @JoshMUFC951]

Can’t express how delighted I am to see Pochettino accept a 4 year deal and paid off for £10m after 12 months. Up the fucking thick bastard reds

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

@Jason_Kavanagh hahaha probably

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

has carrick officially been sacked then or what?

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Manchester United insider:

Michael Carrick is crying 😢

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

@Lewxs12 me too!! x

[R🪁🇦🇷 @Re7ceRevivaI]

Mauricio Pochettino: #PochOut

- started Chilwell at LW for 5 games of the season
- sold Lewis Hall to Newcastle
- loaned Ian Maatsen to Dortmund when we have no LB
- 5 points in the first 6 games
- Colwill and Disasi at fullback
- zero build up from the back
- has developed ZERO FUCKING PLAYERS
- plays Enzo at ST
- 0 attacking patterns
- doesn’t use width
- started Gallagher and Sterling every game
- loses to Forest, Brentford, Everton and Middesborough
- purposely injures players in training
- does no coaching in training
- 1 away win against the big six in about 40 years
- wants height and aggressiveness like we’re making a porno
- wants Gallagher to sign a contract
- took advice from Frank Lampard 😭😭😭😭bruv im laugjing while typing this
- got told to change the system by players
- ZERO new good youth debuts
- wants more power for transfers
- has less points per game than Potter
- one of the worst managers in history
- played Gusto on the wing instead of Tyrique George
- back 2 back league wins once since December
- 5-0 loss to Arsenal
- took inverted tactic from Thiago Silva (can’t think of his own tactics)
- draws to Burnley & Sheffield
- wanta transfer insurances while wanting Dybala and Parades

[Jake 🇾🇪 @JakeOHare1]

End of the day, it doesn’t fucking matter what manager you bring in when you e got a board and owners like ours, give it 12 months and we’ll be back in the same situation we are now.

[Prello @DPrello]

The problem is we stopped disciplining children and started diagnosing them. Now we have a society full of adults who think everything is someone else’s fault

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

what's the point in delaying it? makes zero sense, just get him gone and get someone else in asap

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🤨 - JUST IN:

Manchester United's bosses will NOT rush a decision over Michael Carrick's future

The hierarchy are planning to use the international break to FULLY EVALUATE the season so far and reassess their options.

[@RobDorsettSky]

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

@Jason_Kavanagh yeah it's defo a confidence thing x

[pheebs @_Pheebus]

what the hell has happened to Lammens? should of saved 2 of them goals, horrific this season

[𝗥𝘆𝗮𝗻. 🇾🇪 @MURyan10_]

Pierre Sage will probably lose his job this week after 2 wins in 10.

Michael Carrick will keep his after 1 in 10.

Ones at Palace, the others at Man Utd.

[Alen 🇸🇮 @UtdAlen]

If it wasn't obvious before, Crystal Palace have bigger standards than Manchester United