P

what’s brackin

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.”

— Norm Macdonald

[wanye @xwanyex]

Moon has been nuts lately. You need to be noticing the moon.

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

[P @_PrestonP]

This is top 5

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

All I can think of while watching Dune

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

One Flew Over Labubu’s Nest

[P @_PrestonP]

@Garrett_Clem10 @AA_Baseball 🤫

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

All the “World War 3!!!” people are too WW2-brained

You need get into WW1 brain

WW3 isn’t starting in some Invasion of Poland, Pearl Harbor grand strike

It’ll start because an activist influencer livestreams a prank that accidentally kills a rich guy you never heard of

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

google ai is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn't work

[WITCHDOLL @WITCHxDOLL]

australian bottom surgeon: lets take the shrimp off the barbie

[not enemies @xbane1998x]

you are not crashing out white boy you are losing your marbles

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

time to cleanse the timeline again

[PlusMinus (54/100) @PlusMin03340269]

I'm already massively anti generative AI but if you ever use ai to communicate matters of the heart you're missing out on the best parts of being human. It's like you're already dead

[𝚓𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 ･ᴗ･ @itsGboii]

my girl into beastiality she fuckin with a goat like me

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Harry Potter sliding on Cedric’s girl the very next semester was insane work if we’re being honest.

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered Grinch controlled airspace

[Lysander, 9 CHA Bard @9chabard]

one weird thing about being a guy is you never really have any idea what’s normal for guys to do during sex cause no one tells you what other guys are doing. for instance i had no idea i was supposed to have a bra-unhooking catchphrase until yesterday