PhilosopherStoned

SDVX Nabla 20.626 VF. Finder of "The Line". CEO of Going the Motherfuck In. Frog in a 4.5 tatami room. Food alchemist. Hard bodied limbic system.

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

On the verge of something great.

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

AI coming for my job now too

[unofficial jade harley of musictwt ΘΔ @nepetism_]

smoking on that Squidward's Suicide

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

My time is now

[Aly Feels @AlyssaLogic]

I love my progressive friends, but it really is crazy how negative they are. They are like recreationally miserable

I really do think it’s socially desirable and encouraged in progressive culture and it’s not all just an organic response to hardship or mental illness

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

High key the only ass part is mowing the lawn

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

Im no longer paying a landlords mortgage, I've legally been able to personalize the place to my liking, its not cramped when I have people over, and when I own it in 10 years (not 30) I can rent for dirt cheap to friends who are less fortunate to fund a second property.

[Roy @usr_bin_roygbiv]

explaining to people why taking on a 30 year mortgage for a 95% leveraged asset with a declining population and a median buyer age of 58 for a house is a bad idea

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

Owning a house is objectively godlike. If you're trying to be a real estate mogul and failing you're probably just not smart enough. The average person purchasing within their means is winning hard. You might not be able to afford dense metropolitan on low 6 figures !!

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

One time I showed a girl the movie Perfect Blue and she was so distraught by the content that I vowed to only show women sanitized movie choices from then on.

A girl showed me Love and Pop last night and I've never been more confused. Sometimes you just roll the dice I guess.

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

guy at the bar saw me drawing and we got to talking and i asked him if he drew or painted and he said his art is playing baseball and i unironically love that. fuck yea dude. there is art in everything we do. go paint with your bat.

[TRAZ A GLOCK @TicaBauAu]

Bilions must watch

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

I feel like I called myself a philosopher somewhat as a joke and years later of embodying that identity Ive come up with so many useful lifestyle and mentality hacks that improved my perception of reality immensely lol

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

even if its wrong, if you have trouble emotionally regulating after reading troubling information online practice these positive affirmations

"its just an ai deepfake"
"this is engagement farming"
"both the OP and everyone replying to it are all bot accounts run by the same ppl"

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

how come every clip i see of jynxzi he looks like he can only blink manually

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

I think mental illness would be a lot less severe in the modern era if we hadnt forgotten the ancient wisdom that actively disliking something actually gives it more presence in your life. Tfw alcoholics in therapy could teach a thing or 2 to internet addicts.

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

Going to the gym to stack that STR
Going to the library to stack that INT
Going to the casino to stack that LUK

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

Indie pop is a crazy genre cause sometimes it's unremarkable and sometimes it produces the greatest music I've ever heard in my life

[Nellies Nest @Nellies_Nest]

Classic Jerry

[PhilosopherStoned @_Psychonautilus]

I use a WASD hitbox for 2XKO and for both 7 and 9 jump cancels I hit them with index middle. 7 ends up feeling weird but it way more consistently avoids neutral jump misclicks cause index-ring "chording" is in my fucking rhythm game blood. Middle-ring not as much