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cleanliness is godliness || ssdgm

[meghan hughes @MeghanHughes]

this is the best fire map resource i’ve found if u are curious as to the density/acreage of the oregon fires. they’re currently surrounding our little town completely but have YET to hit our house https://t.co/3jgdOmbKes

[meghan hughes @MeghanHughes]

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all taken on 9/8/20 before we evacuated our home southeast of portland, OR because of the riverside fire... crazy how it can change so fast. we’re safe now staying in NE portland & counting our blessings 🧡 thank u for the well wishes. we’re just praying...

[meghan hughes @MeghanHughes]

SOS! looking for a safe farm outside of the silverton/molalla, OR area that we can bring our 2 pigs to. we are bring evacuated & trying to get them out! please reply if u know anywhere

[Lil Steph @stph____]

I miss going to the bathroom at the club and telling myself while peeing “I’m fucking lit right now”

[human aaron @humanaaron]

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

[staccykins @minismokinuzi]

There have been 7 soldiers found dead in Tx. There are men in the military raping their coworkers. But the WAP dance is the problem ??

[Rachel_ @_RachelDiane_]

@Mcwade_ oh what the fuck is it in Fred because I’m NOT going there lmao

[Rachel_ @_RachelDiane_]

My significant other is coming to stay for like a week, the toilet still needs a deep scrub and oof they really gonna find out I barely take care of myself lmaooo

[Rachel_ @_RachelDiane_]

Linda listen, sometimes it’s too hot for a blanket and too chilly for nothing in that case oh what’s that, a TOP SHEET, perfect 👩🏻‍🍳👌

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Top sheets are unnecessary and dumb and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t

[Bella Patel @bella_patella]

If we're gonna elect another celebrity can it at least be Ashton Kutcher or something like he's done more to help people than all the candidates combined and he's hot

[Fire Lefleur. Packers 3-2 @8ottz]

Just arrest the cops my gawd

[Rachel_ @_RachelDiane_]

@LegendaryHorny You’re eyes POP with that T and that stache 👩🏻‍🍳🔥🥵

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Oh hello, taking a shower while high. Welcome to my self-care routine.

[Rachel_ @_RachelDiane_]

@_izdavis I have a pair of jaybird tarah pros they semi water proof long battery life and have a good range of cute colors.

[livthehomie @livthehomie]

Dear taco trucks,
Please go through our neighborhoods like ice cream trucks.

[Rachel_ @_RachelDiane_]

@OnYourCallender @AMragley *cough cough* Cornell 😪 what are rent money going to Paul

[samantha @OnYourCallender]

These apartments want 2020 prices with 1975 kitchens and bathrooms 🙄