Eli 🧢

Inspired by Pierre Delecto

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

If you struggle with overthinking, watch this ...

https://t.co/tMP5wOVtQX

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Alpha males always go hard in the paint. Always.

[Jacob Helberg @jacobhelberg]

Tomorrow, I'll be speaking at a large +$500B financial institution on why US investors should be looking at repatriating their capital out of China.

China's GDP data isn't real & US investments are increasingly at risk of being seized by the CCP. China has become uninvestable.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It is becoming increasingly clear that Russia could not, in fact, handle the grind of an SEC schedule

[Linda Wright Hartgen @LindaEWright]

Could one Twitter friend copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? Call 1-800-273-8255 (National Suicide Prevention Lifeline US) or 833-456-4566 (Canada) if you need help.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

This is a wild chart

[good small horce @george_llevi]

i am a graphic designer and this is the worst logo i’ve ever seen

[Megan K. Stack @Megankstack]

At bedtime the 8 yo told me his teacher said: “Think of your mind like a pond full of fish and each fish is a feeling. Try to be the pond, not the fish.” And all I can say is primary school has significantly improved.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Marvelous.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Guy Who Took Job Making Barrels In 1400s Didn’t Mean For That To Become Family’s Identity For Next 25 Generations https://t.co/25NKVZTQxl

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Like this tweet if you think Grayson Allen should go to prison for the rest of his life

[PiñataFarms: Meme Maker @pinatafarms]

The Bulls when they face Grayson Allen again

[Nique @NiqueBlanton]

NBA community to Grayson Allen:

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

JA MORANT BLOCK. 🤯🤯

[Jessica Riedl 🧀 🇺🇦 @JessicaBRiedl]

The left is attacking Matt, but he is absolutely right. GOP voters saw too many honorable, relatively-moderate pres candidates get shredded as racist, sexist, right-wing extremists and concluded that nice guys finish last. I'm not a Trumper, but this drove much of his support.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jacksonville Couple Successfully Mates To Help Save Endangered Jaguars Fan Base https://t.co/1rW7HUpMO5

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

9 year old girl sold to pedophile for $2,000 in Afghanistan.

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

I mean, there's no right way to measure something like this.

But in terms of partisanship, the average American is slightly left of center.

And that hasn't changed much in forty years.