REAPERS AFC ⚽️ TCPL

The deadliest team in the TCPL. We play football to die for. You can’t get in if you’ve got a pulse. #NoDeFibs

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@T_C_S_L Season dead before it starts…rather like our players. At least @interwimblebury can’t get relegated this season.

I might have to pay out some money over this. I’ll be putting a call out to Thanos as well.

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@AxisCf @T_C_S_L Will we get three points off them? And I wonder if any players need agents…

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@CLYDEShepherd13 @FC_Hessel @AxisCf Fair enough. We will see you at the games. NB: We will still expect you to pay at the turnstiles…don’t try floating through.

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@CLYDEShepherd13 @AxisCf @FC_Hessel We haven’t even got the season underway, or even been accepted into the league and already I seem to be having to consider legal action and possibly a smear campaign. I wasn’t expecting this!

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@CLYDEShepherd13 who is it you play for? I keep seeing your name on here but have no idea what team you’re with or what your role in the league is.

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@CLYDEShepherd13 @FC_Hessel Ah, I see. We hope you enjoy your trip to the Coffin Dome when @FC_Hessel visit.

Just FYI, our partners can do pet crem referrals as well.

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@MrVThanos thank you so much for your helpful email and dossier on DMCA strikes. I am expecting some attention from them as we up our PR, so I’m sure what you’ve sent will be of great help. The cigars are on their way, along with “that” number I promised you. MC.

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Our legendary manager, being interviewed during a break from the meeting of new league applicants at HQ. The very late, but very great, Bill Shankly.
(Interviewer: Jill Dando).

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@FcTocu @CHFC48773548 @T_C_S_L @CLYDEShepherd13 said that was just you?

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@CHFC48773548 @T_C_S_L @FcTocu This is good news for us. We are willing to give you a % commission fee for including “DNR’s” into your players’ contracts if they collapse on the pitch. We can also help with mortuary transport. My contact, Ryan, at the Co-op takes care of these things.

[Elaine @VillaTeaLady]

Please can you RT this? Thank you

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@SMase75 No. They should have though. That’s an excellent call. I’ll send you my business card. MC.

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We have been having some pre season team building sessions: meet and greets, fancy dress etc. Jim Taggart has been letting everyone know there will be no room for dissent at Reapers and with Bill Shankly away negotiating contracts, Jim’s been in full charge.

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@fc_delta I think I’ve represented one or two of them (when I was alive).

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@JonBoyCagliari @T_C_S_L This is a pity as I’ve been given great recommendations about your club and its fabulous stadium (and bar). Nevertheless, we all have to take these decisions as to what’s best for us and act accordingly. I’ve mailed you my business card should you ever need any PR help. MC.

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@AxisCf The passion in the embalming fluid pumping through our players’ veins is eternal. (I think that’s what Taggart said, I can’t really understand him). That and something about “The Biscuit”.