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if u don’t know what i mean by candied almonds, don’t vote, AND fuck yourself

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better smell in the mall:

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@_DylanHurd @McDonalds mcdonald’s can suck this mcnut

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@spencymiller @AaronSnyder24 i appreciate the confidence. alas, i am no better and it is unfair of me to feel bitter of those who scorn the ryan tribe

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i just hit my stand goal while laying in bed. even when i’m chillin my watch know i’m grindin

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@TheGarrettShoaf a golfing-whilst-butt-plugged connoisseur, of course

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alien tat on my ass cuz it’s outta this world

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all food should just come with an appropriate amount of garlic and onion powder by law. i mean ur gonna put it in there anyway

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queso with chips is exactly like nachos except you have to do all the building and u get less toppings

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@SawyerTheKid you look like a hamburger…. cause u the meat between my buns

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today, someone told me that i looked like someone in a screamo band and honestly—i felt complimented

[ry @_RyanRoberts_]

any medical people awake right now??

[Robvolver 🛒 @Burnvolver]

>:)

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brain aneurysms are a mindset bro. it’s all in your head.

[Heisenberg @haleyhaines10]

Fort Wayne NEEEDS a piano bar

[7mn. @whoisnatebreezy]

this is top 5 memes ever dawg.

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@_Im_JoeL i got it on vr let’s go

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@carebear122096 same energy as throwing trash on the ground and saying, “the janitors need somethin to do”