yuh mumma

[yuh mumma @_Sabrinass]

I have $3 https://t.co/kPzvzWiTIK

[CP24 @CP24]

Rogers considering sale of Toronto Blue Jays https://t.co/8bLHKXP0fD

[ems @kttygod]

candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them kids ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime!

[dinaledi aligning 💜 @____justsihle]

Clicking “Open in app” then being taken to the App Store 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[V.Smith @vincsmith]

“Eeeeeyucccckkk” is the funniest thing on the internet to me rn lmao

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

why will Netflix help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it?

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i feel like it’s actually impossible to cook without onions

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

HAPPY WORL BOSS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[Dré 🫠 @drx_cole]

I knew my priorities weren’t straight when my first thought was to download shows to watch in case the power goes out 😭

[s @sfergs_]

The girls aren’t naming themselves Troublesz and Bubblesz anymore and that’s what’s wrong with Toronto

[Jenni @hashjenni]

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

[… @Unkle_K]

Nobody cares if your dog is friendly, keep it out of people’s personal space

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

“Why that baby ain’t in school” when I see kids during the day.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

breaking a bottle on someone’s head still on my bucket list btw

[💕Evil_Incorporated ™💕 @fine_prnt]

Death row

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

11 times table.

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

As opposed to what?