Sam

[Sam @_SamDas]

@flairairlines is the most ridiculous airline. Why have an option to fly with only a personal item if it requires you to go to the counter and wait in line for a boarding pass when you do. Ruins it entirely for people trying to have a seamless and efficient airport experience.

[Sam @_SamDas]

@jesuissama @KITKAT Except that we can’t actually purchase it…. :( @KITKAT

[Sam @_SamDas]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Flannel! #TSxCapitalOne #giveaway

[Sam @_SamDas]

internal monologue 🤠

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WEARING TO THE ERAS TOUR LIKE ARE WE DRESSING AS A SINGLE ERA OR TRYING TO ENCOMPASS ALL OF THEM IN A SINGLE FIT???? ARE COWBOY BOOTS A BAD IDEA???? SHOULD I WEAR JEANS

[Sam @_SamDas]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer ✨ #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Sam @_SamDas]

Glossier at Sephora is not the vibe

[Sam @_SamDas]

Like, I am a teenage girl only 23 years old

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[Sam @_SamDas]

Happy new year Miley <3

[Sam @_SamDas]

@_ffarz Are you though???

[Sam @_SamDas]

@aaliyahdasoo 👍🏻

[Sam @_SamDas]

⚠️ Time to take your IronPills ⚠️

[Sam @_SamDas]

Coffee shops shouldn’t allow laptops on weekends

[Sam @_SamDas]

Capitalism (Taylor’s version)

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

We are the daughters of the tickets you couldn’t master

[Sam @_SamDas]

Karma is my birthday

[Sam @_SamDas]

This is coming from someone who participated in 0 Halloween events this weekend, but if your costume is just a pj onesie you should’ve stayed home too.

[Sam @_SamDas]

Why is everything a MUST HAVE for the Sephora sale like I can’t have it all babes

[Sam @_SamDas]

As a senior swiftie….I’m not sure if I’ll make it to midnight

[Sam @_SamDas]

@aaliyahdasoo What if…you just called Taylor up?

[Sam @_SamDas]

getting back on my twitter feeed