Ibrahim Dasoo

Miserable know-it-all. Convention Flouter. Ajeeb insan(e). Everyone calls me Daddy because Autocorrect. I added this random sentence to avoid having a widow.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

You merely adopted the cold; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the summer until I was already 6 months old.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@NoContextCanMNT Someone needs to invent footlong pop cans.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@SultanAChoudhr1 @freebirdscoming The munafiqun in Madinah did these things too.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@zaidchakir Weed is haram because it's an intoxicant, not because of the adverse effects.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@markmuir710709 @JGrayFEFD2 @Great_Cdn_Moose You're talking out of your ass.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@imranye @mal_shaik This is like going to McDonald's for a burger, bro. Who is hosting you?

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@mapleblooded What's your proof that they go around actively demanding businesses to use halal meat? And yes, many, many basic groceries are labelled kosher. Please use your brain if you have one.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@Bebejen1313 @JudyMaxB @Wendys @dunkindonuts You don't care that you're stupid? What do I have to do with your low IQ? You should care that you're stupid; it's very embarrassing.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@Bebejen1313 @JudyMaxB @Wendys @dunkindonuts You have no idea where I'm from. You'd think a "first world" dumbass like yourself would have the resources to be educated, but I guess you should change your name to FeelingsOverFacts.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@Bebejen1313 @JudyMaxB @Wendys @dunkindonuts Good one. If you look up the definition of an argument, it's the complete opposite of what you're doing.

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@Bebejen1313 @JudyMaxB @Wendys @dunkindonuts Not really. Did we forget who was here before white people?

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@Bebejen1313 @JudyMaxB @Wendys @dunkindonuts Muslims have been here for decades too...

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@Forzaty420 @nonhalalca @WendysCanada @peta Wth does Peta have to do with this? You think they're going to advocate for non-halal instead, you jackass?

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@_EssaK_ @hx305a_ How would you do Hajj then? If you don't believe them, you'll be the only one at Arafah.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@gnosisnlaw @BlueJays You should change your pronouns to dumb/ass.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@katyperry @AirCanada Did your boyfriend tell you to say this?

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@TimHortons @01CuriousGeorge Stop putting whipped cream on everything. Stop changing everything. And bring back the Creamy Chocolate Chill and classic fan favourites. Nobody asked for any of this stuff. And start making products in-store again. That's all it takes.

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

My favourite holiday! 🙂‍↔️

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

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[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

@exec_sum Man's built like Wallace.

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@fordnation Why did you come to a sleepy neighbourhood?

[Ibrahim Dasoo @idasoo]

Went to Costco to get the new 6% milk and deodorant because deodorant is hella expensive nowadays, but my membership expired. Now I'm gonna have weak bones AND smell. FML.