Sean O'Donnell

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

Me watching the price on the pump climb past $46 knowing damn well my SUV is gonna guzzle that gas faster than a suburban mom guzzles a new bottle of rosé

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

I can’t tell y’all how happy it made me to know that the person riding my bumper all the way to the gym today proceeded to walk in there like they owned the place and deadlift a plate on the smith machine for three reps while wearing crocs before hitting the stairclimber. Beauty.

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

Black coffee has one of two distinct flavors: gently roasted dirt or Marlboro Red cigarette butts. That is all.

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

Fuck Zodiac signs I wanna know what kind of volcano you would be

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

Owning a Jeep isn’t a personality trait. We get it, you don’t care that your hair looks like you’ve been sitting in a wind tunnel. Goodbye.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The cops were breaking up my family’s holiday parties long before Covid.

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

It's a hard life, pickin’ stones and pullin’ teats, but sure as God's got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Dylan Playfair on tomorrow’s podcast. Comment your favorite @LetterkennyProb quotes.

Quote tweets only.

[Doc Emrick @DocInRealLife]

BIDEN, HE SCORES, ITS OVER!

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

This is where the election going in the event of a tie 😤

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

Can’t believe it’s been five years to the day. Man how time flies, how life flies.
I visited the spot on Summit street, and saw that many people brought flowers for you. It brought a smile to my face.
Sending my love up to you today, and every day.

[col @colywoli]

:)

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 🎃

[Buckley @ADoseofBuckley]

At any given time in the world, there are 4000 groups playing Dungeons and Dragons and 3999 of them are recording it for a podcast called something like "Drunkgeons and Dad-jokes".

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

Men’s social media accounts be like:

Facebook: family and dog photos

Snapchat: drinking and gym selfies

Insta: Curated thirst trap

LinkedIn: Curated thirst trap (but for businesses)

Twitter: Every manic episode we’ve ever had. Endless incoherent ramblings. Song lyrics.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Whether you die at the hands of violent paramilitary cops, in the wildfires, of Covid or just from a little good old fashioned night of too much gin and speed, remember: nobody cares and very soon no one will remember you were ever even alive.

Eat Arby’s

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Cancel fucking Netflix. And yes it’s because of #MillionDollarBeachHouse Do NOT portray the East coast like Beverly Hills or (vomit) Malibu. We are old money and have class and don’t want publicity or outsiders! This is offensive to me! #canclenetflix

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

World War II would never have happened if they’d just gotten Joe Rogan to moderate the Treaty of Versailles.

[Sean O'Donnell @_SeanODonnell]

They need to stop remastering video games from my childhood. I have been locked in my basement playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remastered for 17 hours straight. My eyes are bleeding. I am $600,000 in debt.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This may the 4th as the world dies all around you and you take solace in pretending that liking the biggest entertainment property in the history of humanity makes you interesting somehow, remember, this existence is like rogue one: everyone dies at the end

Enjoy Arby’s

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Mountain just deadlifted a world record 1,104 pounds.

One thousand. One hundred. Four. Pounds.