Short_Circuit

Created this profile for a giveaway some time ago. Guess I gotta use it now, huh? He/Him PP:@Leema_k

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I decided I’m not gonna share any of my thanks for Thanksgiving this year. If you thank me, I’m keeping it.
They’re mine, you can’t have any >:(

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I think I’d do so good as the second person to die in a found footage film.
Asking the right questions, thriving in my lane. Unbothered as I’m pulled into the darkness, never to be seen again.

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If you get enough vaccinations you actually start to photosynthesize whenever you’re in range of a 5G tower

[honey lavender lad @dangoub]

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF ANTE 8 WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️🔥🔥🃏🃏

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Eating eggs by the shell. The carton. The hen.
I spit whites and I bleed yolk. I wake up sunny side up, and scramble the opposition.
You wouldn’t last a day in my coop

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I’m built different. (I don’t meet the QA inspections for quality assurance)

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Inflation in Flavor Town, USA is so bad people can’t afford to taste stuff anymore.
I someone lick a car’s tires just to feel something

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Born to be mocked, forced to be encouraged

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Fighting for your life on your toilet should count towards Zenkai boosting

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So we all played Speed Over Beethoven on DDR pad and fell on our ass right?

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@LUvvUcy If she was round, wore glasses, and ate pellets she’d be you

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When I die, I want them to rig my body with wires so I can Cha Cha slide one last time at my funeral before I’m put 6 ft under

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@RummieVtuber Go as a peasant, wear a potato sack dress

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Piloting an elaborately built, paper mache, mech to fight an elaborately built, kaiju sized, oragami frog

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Maybe 10 pm coffee is a bad idea

[Ducker, the SwAxe Ambassador. 🦆 @TheDevilDucker]

H o l ' - u p

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Is it called “Fruit By The Meter” outside of the US???

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@RummieVtuber Gonna wake up dead tomorrow

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Same thing for anyone holding onto condiment packets for more than a few weeks

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If anyone has a glass of water in their house that’s been sitting there for several days. Please love yourself and throw it out or give it to your plants. It’s okay to let go.