✨Maame Afia✨

Why not turn your life over to Christ? He can do more with it than you can.

[𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓤𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 ☙ @PenelPixie]

Why do some Ghanaians say "sure" instead of yes?

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Work should be 35 mins max

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I get in Ubers and just start lying

[B4BERLYN 𓃵 @dfwberlyn]

I’m still here teaching my grandma how to faint,wakcdi mmaakuo sika💔🤣

[trixie is missing halsey 🦋 @bedchemdiaries]

this is gonna go down as one of my fav book dedications ever

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[- Niffssss??? @The_hanifah]

I’ll never understand the obsession with wanting to be greeted. In fact, I step out of the house hoping for as little interaction as possible.

If you don’t greet me, you’re doing me a favor.

[໊ @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

“so if i don’t text you, you won’t text me”

yes oo.

[izibentoyin୨ৎ @princessybaby]

i love chat gpt, i wish i could buy cloth for the guy, e dey try

[Thato 🇿🇦 @Thato_Legend]

Who taught you guys to say "could of"?

[✨Maame Afia✨ @_Shannell_]

@Alan_Kabs https://t.co/PeWfpL0KuY

[✨Maame Afia✨ @_Shannell_]

@Alan_Kabs 👀 but you do this

[✨Maame Afia✨ @_Shannell_]

@Alan_Kabs When I talk you don’t listen

[✨Maame Afia✨ @_Shannell_]

@awuramss Am so much love this ❤️❤️

[✨Maame Afia✨ @_Shannell_]

@awuramss 😂 then sorry. Thought I was about to change your life here

[✨Maame Afia✨ @_Shannell_]

@awuramss Get an offset spatula. It’s life changing. Also, that last sentence is the actual story of my life 🥲