trash panda 🧟‍♀️🔪

Slytherin in training. Animal lover. #BuJo aficionado. Reluctant yogi. Resist and fucking Fuck Trump.🤘💀😷

[trash panda 🧟‍♀️🔪 @_SheRex]

Basically https://t.co/bSOSiTjGEu

[Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz]

[Random loose mRNA lying around in a deltoid]

Nobody:

Ribosome: let me go ahead and transcribe this

Macrophage: Yo, check out this cool spike I found

T-cell: wtf is that? Get rid of it. Where’s Bob?

B-cell: yes?

T-cell: If it ever shows up here again...

B-cell: yes mam

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

MONEY IS FAKE

THE STOCK MARKET IS A PRANK

BLOOD IS THE ONLY CURRENCY AND GUESS WHAT PAL YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF

[cybr amir @cybramir]

oh to be a little cow in a flower field

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Amy Coney Barrett accepted money from a hate group that supports the recriminalization of homosexuality in the United States. She was pressed on this issue in her 2017 federal judge appointment hearing.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Brain-eating amoebas are once again being found in U.S. drinking water, but given what I see online, there’s very real question of whether they’ll really have enough to eat.

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

A National Geographic documentary about the caravans of migrants from Central America challenges viewers to put their preconceptions aside, our media critic writes. https://t.co/ebEeyLMNNU

[ABC News @ABC]

"We're gonna make sure that every one of those people goes on record and is held accountable for the illnesses of our veterans."

An angry Jon Stewart calls for action on legislation to help U.S. veterans exposed to toxic burn pits. https://t.co/q7MStpaCFc

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

This Black barbershop offers a shape-up and a checkup to fight health disparities https://t.co/R4iZd62xRP

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

On the bright side, the last time the #Isles gave up this many goals in a playoff game was 1980 - the year the won the first of 4 straight cups.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

im like... genuinely baffled by people posting big group photos right now, even if they’re outdoors??? i feel like im going insane????????

[Greg Palast @Greg_Palast]

The results are astonishing. Of the more than 300,000 names that were purged from the rolls — nearly 4% of the total number of registered voters in the state — the study discovered that 198,351 Georgia voters were wrongly purged, a 63.3% error rate. https://t.co/QgkbIMD67I

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

- i’m sorry mrs chamberlain, i’ve greased the nipples on the thrust injector but it’s penetrated the flange and now she just won’t turn over at all.
- i am horny as f**k right now...

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

All bodies are miracles. Every day I get down on my knees and I pray to God and say Dear God, thank you for this meat sculpture you have imprisoned my immortal soul in. I will find a witch to undo your curse and when I am released we’ll see who smites who now you son of a bitch.

[Annalee @LeeFlower]

Okay so true story when I worked for congress a turtle rescue sent us a calendar and one of the LAs put it up in their cube so every month there'd be a new turtle pic and then without even trying we'd find a picture of McConnell making the same face and tape it up alongside.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This kid pranking his stepdad is better than any horror movie this year

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

4 years since becoming captain marvel 🥺

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

Tomorrow’s breakfast is SORTED