𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[chase @_chase_____]

choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i can't go on pinterest there are too many good images sometimes i get too hyped

[brad @StonedJesus69]

If one of these crawls up on me while I’m outside smoking at night I’m going to shoot it

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

i have the windows cracked & it’s raining

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

2010

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Idk about you guys but my frontal lobe developed at 15 and then undeveloped somehow

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

[cass @luv2clomp]

addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight

[lex @lexlisbon]

when someone at work tells me to do something i don't wanna do i just imagine killing myself in front of them

[vivian @blewmarine]

can i come over and have some paper to draw on

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[꩜ @laylology]

Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

You’re in his DMs and I’m freebleeding in his highschool gym shorts