Simone Oliver

Life goes fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny ✌️✨

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Getting ready to go a cycle when it’s nearly 40 degrees outside 🤗😰🚲 #excellent

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Sick of people calling and going "Hello I'm looking for a Mr Simon?" 🙄

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Always try for an early rise. There's a whole day that needs wrecking and it isnt going to do it itself.

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Came back to the key on the wheel, what a hero

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

I can't park for shit. I've left my car and key with a stranger whilst I'm in the nail salon. Here's hoping he doesn't steal it 🙄

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Waking up in New York is THE BEST way to wake up. I love you. 🍎❤️

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Driving in Dubai has to be up there with one of the most scariest experiences of my life 👀🤷🏽‍♀️

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

What a shame. Such a talent

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

RIP Chester. Tragic ending. Condolences his family and friends and Linkin Park 🙏🏾

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

#hellotwitteritsbeenawhile

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Never ready to leave home after 24 hours 😭✈️

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Fireworks going crazy in Barcelona tonight 💥💥💥

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

It's a bad day when even your mum isn't replying to you 🙄

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Justin Bieber is looking a little slim shady with that haircut

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

If I go to the gym I will reward myself with online shopping. #mondaymotivation

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Trying to get my dad to come to Dubai because I don't know how to go lease a car. How do I get through life 😥

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Eggs, spinach broccoli kale for breakfast. Holidays must be creeping up 🙄

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Sneaking home to surprise everyone and no ones home. #ofcourse

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Hate private insta accounts. Let me be a creep

[Simone Oliver @_SimoneOliver]

Standby at 6am is brutal 💤💤