SmartestMonkey

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I speak for everyone when I say I can’t speak for everyone

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Experience everything

Attach to nothing

Appreciate the dance

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Who said that

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

I say this with love PLEASE STOP SMOKING WEED!!!!!!youre developing schizophrenia without realizing.

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@AndrewYang You can get chicks for free

Good AI? Not so much

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Huh

Oh that’s right, duh

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

The coronavirus vaccine reduced the risk of major cardiovascular events linked to covid-19 by about 40 percent, according to a new study.

The findings suggest that such benefits observed in earlier studies have persisted for years. https://t.co/eFWhZ9XfpF

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@HunterBiden Coloring is so much more fun when you’re fucked up

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Contemplation pushes against boundary

The Absolute cannot be contemplated, only experienced

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Contemplation pushes against boundary

The Absolute cannot be contemplated, only experienced

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@BradPilon That’s not where the narrative came from

It originated when data confirmed that around 30g of protein triggered the maximum protein synthesis response

Folks stipulated that 30g was the maximum able to be processed in a single “dose”

We’ve since learned that’s not the case

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Centuries before plastic surgery and modern medicine, and this 37,000 year old hardly looks 40

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Facial Reconstruction of a 37,000-Year-Old Man from Egypt.

[Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney]

Teen drinking has plummeted

How do we fix this?

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@MurrayHillGuy1 What about this one

Born

Breathe

Learn

Lose everything you ever had

Die

It is what it is

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This profound aloneness is also joined by profound connectedness

Perspective is the only power we have

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

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@KILLTOPARTY Not into tattoos, but even the notion that they’re somehow “millennial” in any way, absolutely neglects every bit of recorded history

Idiot take

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@RepThomasMassie Like pretending to be a libertarian when actually a paid wannabe lifetime politician, spending all your time fraternizing with the most corrupt folks on earth🔥

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@uncledoomer The legislation you posted that caption for has a 72 percent chance of failing

So at least you surpassed the “fall off” of whatever you were trying to say

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@elonmusk How does this correlate to universal basic income?

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Found @elonmusk’s cookout supplies

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@thepaulwilliams Started using anecdotal evidence to track soreness’ impact on daily life after lifting for 2 weeks

The result is being a moron

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@bryan_johnson And I hope your red light therapy helps you to achieve morning wood in spite of your Cialis prescription

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Space is time