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[John Saponaro @johnsaponaro]

Wanting an MLB salary cap is the most bootlicker shit of all time.

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@NickAshbourne Also playing for one run when down one top 9 is not smart

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@JohnnyGiunta_ Whitecaps

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@tangotiger Also plenty of Bruins fans in the Maritimes

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

We’ve already changed the rules of baseball for him specifically (he gets to stay in the game as DH even after being pulled as a pitcher). He shouldn’t *also* get more warmup/recovery time than any other pitcher.

He’s the GOAT, we don’t need to give him extra advantages.

[Fabian Ardaya @FabianArdaya]

The Toronto Blue Jays appear to still be agitated by at least one thing from last year’s World Series: how long it takes Shohei Ohtani to warm up when he’s on the mound.

https://t.co/vGXaRokuC2

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

Jesus Christ

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Blue Jays Sign Patrick Corbin https://t.co/k19SGcKa28

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

All people are from bloodlines that have lasted for centuries dipshit

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@robpizzola Correct

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@HeHateMe2_0 *median

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@CizzlingSports @WUTangKids Let’s go!

[were all banks if you think about it @ambitiousginger]

@Chris_Smth You add value commensurate to your compensation to the transaction

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

Other estimates suggest “lmao this will never happen” and “Marvin Miller could still out-negotiate you and he’s been dead for 14 years”

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Heyman: Early estimates suggest proposed salary cap might be set around $260M-280M and floor around $140M-160M.

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

Don’t really follow the NBA close enough to “know what I’m talking about” but why not just decouple record and draft order altogether? Rng or the wheel or whatever.

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

Finally some good news

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Angels won't televise any of their Cactus League games this spring, via @JeffFletcherOCR.

[Anthony Chiang @Anthony_Chiang]

Bam Adebayo: "We’ve got to find a way to win against teams that are, I guess you can say, trying to lose.”

[The Shipper @ShipTheJustice]

@ZachLowe_NBA @kirkgoldsberry @kpelton never been a bigger gap between guests. goldsberry an all time dogshit performance too. could feel your frustration through my headphones zach. you have to get rid of him. no more. plenty more pelton though please i am begging you

[Derek Stevens @DerekJStevens]

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[Blockchain Mahoovin @groovinmahoovin]

@DisadvtgGambler @SportsBoss DONT FORGET INCARNATE WORD #9

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

Miami (OH) being ranked by the AP is like when SportsBoss had Incarnate Word in the top 10

[Spraguer @_Spraguer]

@BLSMaS_NFL @cajuncooks Works well as an extension of the tomato soup bit, the commitment to which is so strong that when it comes to the bread you don’t even have to draw the reader’s attention to the juxtaposition between it and the high effort elements of the meal anymore.