Stephen C. James

carbon based life form made of mostly peanut butter and cartoons from the 80's. and I write sketches and improvise comedy... so there's the problem

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Two weeks ago: HELL WILL FREEZE OVER BEFORE TEXANS WOULD CONSIDER PUTTING DEMOCRATS IN CHARGE

NOW: Brrr 🥶

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Also Trump, McConnell, Barr... all the White Walkers.

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This has me super excited!

[In Theaters Never: An Improv Movie Minute Podcast @intheatersnever]

That's right! It's a new podcast where we break down a movie one minute a time… except the movie doesn’t exist. We're just making it up! What could go wrong?! Come along and find out!! Hosted by @_StephenCJames @beardymcwhisker and @TheChrisYule

https://t.co/Z7IJi6l9UD

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And join us next week when we talk Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (NOT Dwarves!) w/ @_StephenCJames

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@virtualbri @carlacackowski @ImprovYak I'll see you then!

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Starlight Opress #NameAPenceMusical

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Of Mike and Men's Rights Advocates #NameAPenceMusical

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Just finished watching ROOM. Gonna head upstairs to never stop hugging my child. 😁

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After you listen to Ep. 32 of @ImprovYak, listen to @_StephenCJames tell his award winning Moth story! https://t.co/1SYbG90a0H

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New @ImprovYak is up with improviser and teacher @_StephenCJames! https://t.co/TZU5dIQAFp

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Anybody know who the guest is on @ImprovYak this week? JUST KIDDING IT'S ME @_StephenCJames! I HAVE NO HUMILITY! LISTEN TO THE EPISODE!

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Just now catching the White House Correspondents Dinner. You can disagree with Obama on policy, sure, but that man can tell a joke. #respect

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Woody Allen is likely a monster. Annie Hall is an excellent film, but if Star Wars was created by a child molester... I'd be a Trekkie.

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How many people's last Instagram post is of a sunset as a car plows into them? Not enough.

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If Trump IS right about the danger of pens it's further proof that as a teacher I deserve more pay. I see puddles of ink in my DREAMS, man!

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So the pen thing during that Anderson Cooper interview... Is Trump afraid of ACTUAL pens or just literacy?

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@FFrontalNerd we can all agree the real enemy is the bald guy pretending he has hair.

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Treating the Democratic race like BATMAN V. SUPERMAN. Not watching/concerned because I know they are both good guys so it doesn't matter.

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I just backed Bring Back MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 on @Kickstarter https://t.co/kZg62Qln7X ... and you should too! FOOTBALL PRACTICE!

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Is there an Emmy for most emotionally troubling ad campaign? If so congrats in advance AMERICAN HORROR STORY! I'll see you in my nightmares!