smoove kriminal 🦅

mugiwara 🏴‍☠️ | hard body, heavy thinker, imma handle mine | 🇧🇸

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Anybody playing with ya time in this heat has to face criminal charges

[Aphrodite. @_dusktilldawnn]

Vaping

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Chung 😈 @Chung242]

Boy these gyals broke… smh

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

IG wants me to use threads so bad

[bum @BattleRapBum]

“last mission I swear”

[Gibo. @GiboAgain]

I’ll pre order GTA VI Couple days before release, no rush it ain’t selling out

[Are Y'all Okay? @sbximperial]

Yes.

[Spawn Wave @SpawnWaveMedia]

The shop keeper in GTA VI when they see you didn't get the Ultimate Edition

[Rob @iamrobtv]

Lotso is in heath ledger joker talks but yall aren’t ready for that conversation

[Jayson 🇧🇸 @Jayceofspades_]

"Did you watch Lincoln Bain's live?"
No I have a family and a job

[CLARK @clarkcashes]

Aint no way its that many people tryna stream lmaooo go back to school man

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

Crazy thing is they don't even feel like bums and losers after admitting things like this

[hazel-eyes✨ @ashfolarin]

Kill him.

[S.J ✨ @Itsshadaee]

I don’t feel the need to maximize every hour and every minute of my off days with something to do. Sometimes, doing nothing is good.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[Saint Jimmy @JKrigg]

FLOAT LIKE A CADILLAC

[BR°kēñ🥷 @Angle__wix]

This is far better than clubbing and womanizing.