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Kim Jong Un once told me I am beautiful.

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@dbrand @ainuana Calm your tits dbrand, you sell phone skins

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@getpeid I'm ready for the malware!

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - is a mouse named stuart
$5 - owns a red convertible
$500 - over 6 feet tall

[Tesla @Tesla]

We currently have over 1,000 Tesla batteries on the ground in Puerto Rico delivering power at 662 locations. We’re working around the clock to quickly build more projects to support the island

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@superscientific Well if its finally the app that'll take on iMessage then colour me interested, my friend.

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@chendiggler @ramit You're on the wrong page.

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@MKBHD Hey Marques, just bought OnePlus 5T but the snapchat quality on this camera is potato. Do you think Pixel 2XL performs far better with Snapchat and Instagram? Just need your opinion before I make the switch!

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@aevitunes Dude holy shit man, I gotta give you big credits, your Serum skin is freaking amazing!

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"Pitbull Is Flying Cancer Patients From Puerto Rico To Mainland U.S. On His Private Jet" https://t.co/jQ1ZiaG78m
This guy man

[𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕤 @EliasToufexis]

Yeah. RIP. #DeusEx

[Mashable @mashable]

Walk around the house without worrying about tracking mud and dirt everywhere https://t.co/lMvtPkQjrP

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@EliasToufexis hey Elias, wondering why your voice was a little different in Criminal Past DLC in comparison to the main game?

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@SusannaRSkaggs Done great in @HaltAMC. Also I freaking love your eyebrows!

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When @EliasToufexis himself requests for a sequel for DXMD, you know shit is getting real. https://t.co/5Qo3v9R8KT

[𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕤 @EliasToufexis]

I too think we should have a third part of the story. Too many unanswered questions. Even for me! #DeusEx #INeverAskedForThis https://t.co/wvnr9XCSsx

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Good. Fuck Soundcloud. "Back Up Your SoundCloud Music Right Now" https://t.co/ciotrzafHP

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Sad :("Swedish actor Michael Nyqvist, of Dragon Tattoo and John Wick, dies aged 56" https://t.co/VASuTrFJTV

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Yasss "We could be closer than ever to regenerating skin for burn victims" https://t.co/hgAKhsjQag

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@getpeid Its Thursday in Australia, waiting for Friday so I can do nothing on the weekend.

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@oneplus Omfg!