Tanmay

Full time interest in dumb jokes. Part time interest in law and policy.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@whythehe Nice, now I have a new pet.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@AdyashaSamal9 @gordonramashray Hahahahha. I've found such a nice little place for myself there. Mumbai me sach me kisi ke closet me rehna padta.

[Prachi @prachi_rungta4]

SOS: Hospital bed with oxygen support required in Delhi/Noida for a 70 y/o woman. Please dm if you have verified leads. #COVIDEmergency #CovidResource #CovidIndia #Covid19IndiaHelp #DelhiNCR #DelhiFightsCorona #DelhiCovid @srinivasiyc @sosiyc

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@AdyashaSamal9 Who needs people when I have three different twitter accounts.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

Me when I see even the smallest of spiders.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

This news comes as I write an assignment on rule of law. How can I continue writing knowing that all the lectures and sermons, including this assignment, are a bare faced lie?
At this point this screenshot should be submission enough. Rule of law is dead, long live rule of law.

[Live Law @LiveLawIndia]

Judge: Such people must not be spared. I will reserve the order on merits.
#MunawarFaruqui

[Divyanshu @tweetappan]

@npueu जी में आता है इक इक दुकान मोल लूं
जो मैं चाहूं तो सारा जहां मोल लूं
नारसाई का अब जी में धड़का कहाँ
पर वोह छोटा सा अल्हड़ सा लड़का कहाँ ?

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@ankitwrite Sir. Pls teach sir.

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

The unrest has spread to Italy 😔

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

Chairman Meow.

[snow @saanukii]

this is a cat checkpoint. show me the most recent cat pic in your phone

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@Anupam_Guha Interested in joining.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@dicaprioyash Don't try to make any sense of this lol. It's beyond human thinking level. It has transcended logic.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

Having a stroke trying to understand this.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@ajxMiaSanMia Oh lol. Dropping all plans of checking is channel out then.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@ajxMiaSanMia Based work.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

Imagine telling an 83 yr old who can't property drink water because of Parkinson's disease that he can't have a straw.
The acche din have truly come for my pessimistic tendencies.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

Today Stan Swamy was denied a straw sipper by the court.
Yesterday I really thought this would be too far and they would give-in to this request even if just for the optics.
Just as I was finding it hader to hope for better things I was reminded of this poem. Felt like sharing.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@perry_mahashay We did actually trespass into LNIPE quite a few times in an attempt to steal Guavas if I remember correctly lool.
Won't ever forget the day we were chased away by the caretaker.

[Tanmay @_TanmayJ]

@damnitayush @Arpyfizz Hopefully you guys will get to see my stress once more for the last time next sem.🤞