formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up
ERNIE: let’s talk about that 1st half from Wembanyama
KENNY: he’s struggling when-
CHARLES: how did you learn to pronounce that
ERNIE: what
CHARLES: when I say it it sounds like Victor Windmills
SHAQ: *pulls lapel mic up* Don Quixote
CHARLES: which team is he on
KENNY: I quit
Sound off to let me know a Stanley Cup Final with a better game 1 and 2 than this one. Can’t think of any but I’m also watching crack hockey and feel like I’m on the junk myself with this madness
So authentic, you can smell the horseshit seeping out of every line of this fake ass "These suckers will buy anything" drivel. If you thought the bourbon bubble bursting meant a pivot towards authenticity, you're going to have to wait for rock bottom.