That Brunette ™

That Brunette your parents warned you about. I'm the sweetest pothead/alchy you'll never meet.

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Whoever puts the food channel on at the gym everyday is a cruel fucking asshole!

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Rule #1 for being attractive: smell good or don't smell at all. #yourewelcome

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If you drink enough vodka, it tastes like love.♡♡

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Working all day on your birthday should be illegal!

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soo true!

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You won't find mr. Right by settling for mr. Right now. #notetoself

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Trucks with spoilers <<< you look like a tool

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You know your getting old when 420 is just another day.

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Grumpy motherfuckers everywhere today! Wellllll fuck you too!:)

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@ItsThugNasty_ people are assholes lol

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It's funny how when you have a job and life and don't have time to tweet all friggen day.. a ton of ppl unfollow you. Get a lifee bitches.✌

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WAKE N BAKE♡♥♥

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Yup, looks familiar..

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Doctors orders!

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Not having to set an alarm is thee best feeling! :)

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Shoulda just called him whiskey.

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@UntamedBrunette me tooo! I always trip out and think I see one but this time it was actually there. & HUGE. I still have the chills!

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Just saw a huge motherfucking spider on the pillow next to me!! Tramatized! Never sleeping in my room again!

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@_shitwecantsay_ yaa really! It was before noon this morning while I was at work! Like really?! Fml