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...because if i said this to people i know, they would be judging me. in real life im Canadian and lethally fucking blonde xo

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Where's my chivers/chivettes at??

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Oh hump day how I love thee

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Someone bring me bacon

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@NonsenseCrazyB ugh. sucks balls eh

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I will not think of you, I will not think of you, I will not...... Shit.

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Your new girl works at McDs, my new mans family own oil pipelines in South Africa. I would say I win this round.

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@SthrnandFeisty haha me too girl! #independent 💃

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I take myself out for nice dinners. Fuck waiting for a guy to do that.

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blonde hair don't care ;)

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Throw enough bait in the water youre bound to catch something.

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Nothing says "I wanna fuck" like wearing matching bra and panties 😊💁

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Oh u know... Just laying on the beach in a thong watching the Goodyear blimp float by.... #soflalife

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Full moon??? All the men in my life are acting craycray..... Da fuck.

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@Bitchyy_69 #thatawkwardmomentwhen ..

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Then we had rough sex. It was perfect

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perf date lastnite; he cooked dinner, bought me a bag of Kush, went for a motorcycle ride, then rubbed my feet&back while watching Spartacus

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@_ThatBrunette_ lmao ikr .... I'm slacking at twitter CUZ MY REAL LIFE IS THAT GOOD. lol

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That exciting yet nauseating feeling when you have 3 guys all texting you goodmorning #jugglingprobz

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If you look like this, we can be friends.... And have sex 😏