meg🦂

[Chef Sean @Sean_NoCarter]

They aint eem waste gas on her ass 😭😭

[Jefa 🧈 @ButterMamas]

I’m making the most money I ever made and it does not feel like it … I just cannot understand this economy at all

[ajua bliss @juasnua]

We’re not gonna have one fucking drop of drinkable water by 2028.

[Stephlon Don 💋♏️ @SS_love16]

Because when you think of the goodness of Jesus. And alllllll He’s done 🥹

[foreignprince$$ @x__Jess]

passed all my finalssssss

[DJ Pretty Boy Tank @DJPrettyBoyTank]

That video of the kitchen of Longhorn on Camp Creek got me spooked and I don’t even go over there

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[meg🦂 @_ThatGirlMegan]

I want some tacos

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

Unplug and get back to that fly sht you used to be on

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Things make a lot more sense when you realize that every time Trump talks about the “economy,” he is referring to his personal bank account.

[$BIGBREA💰 @_GetLikeBREA]

It’s a lesson in the Bible for EVERY situation we experience on Earth.

[meg🦂 @_ThatGirlMegan]

I hate wtf they doing on 285. And when the fuck are they gonna paint the lanes back correctly? My poor car so confused the damn lane assist almost killed me!!

[blue @bluewmist]

the best witchcraft i've learned is to say everything you're doing before you do it. even walking into a room. say "i'm walking into the kitchen and getting a drink," etc. after a couple of weeks, your mind has gotten used to doing what you say will happen. now your mind believes your words more and will more naturally work to make them happen.

[meg🦂 @_ThatGirlMegan]

I need to put some time into my business but I have been so busy

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me In Traffic: ��DRIVE BITCH”
The Bitch 😩:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

Talking to this lady outside the courthouse and she said she pays $1625 for a 3BD

I said damn that’s a lick and she says “Yeah but I live in the Temp though”

Well there it is lmaoo

[meg🦂 @_ThatGirlMegan]

I want a fried Lobster tail with some broccoli and potatoes

[Blog era HIP-HOP @HipHopTrafalgar]

Pleasure P Ft. Lil Wayne - Rock Bottom (Prod. By Cool & Dre) [2008]