Evan

I'm a white guy like none other... I'm exotic... like a midget hooker =)
#GoTexans

[Tricia Whitaker @TriciaWhitaker]

This Astros bobble head for Yordan Alvarez is a mic drop 🔥🎤

Alvarez is standing on the tweet the Astros sent out 10 years ago when they acquired him from the Dodgers…One of the most lopsided trades we’ve ever seen, and also came with negative reaction at the time.

Now, he’s in the middle of a MVP caliber season.

And on the bobblehead, he is standing on the tweet, with the World Series trophy in hand and the Cuban flag draped around his shoulders.

There are only 150 of them.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Buffalo Bills having a 20 foot tall broken folding table built into their new stadium may be one of the coolest details ever

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

Texans approved all 17 statewide propositions on the Nov. 4 ballot. Here's a look at the results and what each proposition means for you: https://t.co/m9J9ZNoETC

(Delcia Lopez /The Monitor via AP)

[Evan @_ThatKneeGrow]

Wish the old man was here to tell him how much better my brisket is compared to his.

[Evan @_ThatKneeGrow]

Desert sunsets >

[Evan @_ThatKneeGrow]

The people that stop at the freeway on ramp lights piss me off. Those lights are a suggestion.

[mike @painbuiltt]

Big Plumbing pushed those on the market

[Evan @_ThatKneeGrow]

Just saw a bird attack a squirrel, Sunday complete.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

BREAKING NOW | A bull is on the loose on I-45 in the Spring area. https://t.co/C96ZbyLZ5Z

[Graig Kreindler @GraigKreindler]

Here’s my painting of Dorothy Kamenshek obliging a young fan at Beyer Stadium in 1947. A seven-time All-Star and two-time batting champion, “Kammie” was one of the best players in the history of the AAGPBL, as well as the face of the Rockford Peaches. Hopefully I did her justice.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

2024 PItchingNinja Award for Most Disrespectful At-Bat. 🫣🏆

Winner: Randy Arozarena (vs. Gerson Garabito)

[Marc Sallinger @MarcSallinger]

A tattoo shop in Colorado Springs is in a dispute with a much taller apartment building next door

So they decided to use their artistic skills to get back at them

They painted a mural on their roof filled with d**ks for everyone in the apartments to see

[Robert Ford @raford3]

The Yankees scored 3 runs in 4 games at Minute Maid Park during the 2017 ALCS. And they went to the ALCS again in 2019 & 2022, & lost both.

Claiming that the Astros’ misdeeds are why the Yankees have gone 15 years between World Series appearances is a load of crap.

[Evan @_ThatKneeGrow]

Removing the carpet and finding the original woods floors >

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Beautiful aerial view of ballparks. You will want to check out this thread 🧵

Dodger Stadium

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Alex Bregman walks off the Dodgers with a 407-foot homer in the ninth.

[➖ @_illionaire]

ok lmfao foh tyler perry ass life they living