Life of KP

GOD ABOVE EVERYTHING.
Just here for the football and banter.
@ManCity 💙, @equipedefrance 🇫🇷 @mercedesamgf1🏁

[💎🇿🇦🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

Declan Rice complaining about a team that sits with 11 guys behind the ball a lot?

[T 🇫🇷 @Talhaa10_]

what makes nico o’reilly so valuable is how naturally he attacks space. plays lb but constantly finds himself in dangerous central areas, arriving at the right moment. insane profile, tuchel can’t bench him again man

[BorasLegend @ivanlapanje]

No penalty for Ghana after that tackle? African teams are too humble, that’s their biggest weakness. Another player would’ve rolled around five times and screamed so the whole stadium could hear, forcing the ref to check VAR and see the clear penalty.

[CHEF PATRICK CAMPBELL 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 @Patrickcgeorgex]

I don’t care what anyone says. Gordon is not better than Rashford at anything.

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

If I’m a Barcelona fan i’m scratching my head over the Gordon preference to Rashford

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

What’s the difference between Anthony Gordon and Alejandro Garnacho? Genuinely.

[E @Ellis_]

England fans have spent thousands of pounds on travel, accommodation and match tickets to watch a wing pairing of Gordon and Madueke start consecutive games I’m wheezing.

[E @Ellis_]

Jude is undoubtedly a good player, but he’ll never be a #10 he doesn’t have a creative bone in his body.

[/+/ @Sxne19iv2]

This OReilly demon isn't real man. Biggest goal threat in football from LB

[Trav 🇺🇸 @NSC_Guru]

Haaland is 100% the most likable modern footballer

[Pundit Jay @pundit_jay]

130m Anderson
120m Jude
105m Rice

350M worth of talent apparently. Not 1 creative bone in their bodies

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

No no, god forbid, so happy Phil’s not involved. Let them blame others this time.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Barcelona paid Newcastle £70m for Anthony Gordon.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Djed Spence rewarded with a start after a season where he wasn't a regular for a team that finished 17th.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

At least Thomas Tuchel has game changing subs on the bench like Jordan Henderson.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

No other team in World football can suck all the enthusiasm and confidence out of their fans quite like England.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It's an unwritten rule that England must have one awful 0-0 in the group stages every major tournament, before going on to not win it again.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Newcastle have just emailed Barcelona to politely remind them that there are no refunds for Anthony Gordon, even with a receipt.

[RealHomelander @CaptHomelander]

@Ellis_ Kane trying to help England get a goal today 😭

[E @Ellis_]

Madueke and Gordon being England’s starting wingers is extremely dark.