Kyle

am i right or am i 3 lefts?

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

my ex’s dad used to NEVER talk to me. my girlfriends dad now got drunk af with me this weekend & we raced my gf & his wife, on foot while they drove, to the next bar (we won) 😂😂

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Ages 25–30 are really tough. You’re dealing with a shrinking friend group,aging parents,fixing the financial mistakes from ur early 20s,your career and your health. You’ve gotta find time to heal your mind. You just have to.

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

@MatthewMKE98 What’s so ugly about industry we all need and rely on?

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

@ChaseKirk_ @CGJXXIII Bro just come back to Philly we need a real safety. IDK why they think we don’t need you. You enforce across the middle, you play coverage well. You are him. Ask for a trade back.

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

I’m going through security and she’s like “I’ll have to check your waist and pant leg”

Not even 10 seconds later

“You’re good, those pants are too tight to have a gun”

Bitch why did you have to flame me in front of my customer

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Congress should be forced to retire at 70. Salaries should be $60K, the average American salary. They should pay a minimum of $300/month for healthcare with a $1,000 deductible, like we do.

To represent us, they should live like us.

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[Kevin | Large Fam Dad @LargeFamDad]

My boss's boss is like 42, never married, no kids. Earns $275-300K per year. Goes on a minimum of two international vacations a year w/ his girlfriend. 10+ days, all out.

Eats the best food, stays in top notch accomodations. Excursions, tours, nicest beaches, etc.

Great guy, I'm happy for him.

But what I've realized is that without kids, you end up chasing a lifestyle that has to continually be topped in order for you to be satisfied and find happiness.

What he and others like him don't understand is that when you have children, seeing THEM experience life's most basic things and watching their eyes light up at all the "firsts", brings greater pleasure and joy than any vacation or travel experience ever could.

Seeing THEM try blueberries for the first time is greater than dining at the best 5 star restaurant in Europe.

Seeing THEM learn how to walk is greater than walking the Great Wall of China or strolling along the most picturesque beach.

Watching THEM giggle uncontrollably at "peek-a-boo" tops any A-list comedian act.

Seeing THEIR excitement when building a fort out of cardboard boxes and making a door big enough for daddy is superior to staying at 5-star resorts.

Flying kites with THEM far outweighs excursions like parasailing or helicopter rides.

Seeing THEM perform a recital on stage for the first time is more rewarding than watching a Broadway show or top notch symphony orchestra.

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When you have children, all of a sudden you realize that life's greatest joys are not in the pursuit of things or pleasure or travel, but rather in the LOVE and bond you share with your very own image bearers.

Seeing the beauty and magnificence and wonder of life all over again for the first time through THEIR eyes and expressions gives you something the world simply cannot offer, nor even come close.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

FETTY WAP AND MONTY GOT BACK TOGETHER TO PERFORM 679

FOR ON THE RADAR LEGACY PERFORMANCE SERIES

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Raising a child to age 18 now costs more than $303,000—a staggering 27.8% increase since 2023.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"If America is so racist, why are people dying to come here, but no one is dying to leave?"

Civil rights pioneer Clarence Henderson calls out the anti-American "agenda" that risks tearing the U.S. apart from within.

His message to Americans: "Stop perishing together as fools and start living the life that America affords us."

[Surajit @surajit_ghosh2]

First recovery footage of the Artemis II crew has just been released

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

Straight up the issues I have my office at work

[Maxarick @Maxarick]

So the problems on this mission were:
- broken toilet
- Outlook not working
- unable to pair a Bluetooth device
- communication with a vessel that's 20m away

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

@MarioNawfal You might be the best reporter I’ve ever seen ngl

[Kyle @_TheRealKyle_]

He did this wrong, I know he likes cheese pizza but the meats and toppings are what separate this franchise!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Barstool Pizza Review - Pizza King Station (Indianapolis, IN) presented by @rhoback

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Iran says Israel will never be allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, even if the war ends.

[NASA @NASA]

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). https://t.co/X27QJejNDt

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

Seeing the crowd all rise in unison will give you literal chills.

[Tayvis Nation 🏈🫶🏻 @tayvisnation]

this is one of the best speeches she’s ever given